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I bet Sheogorath love trans people.

It just makes sense for the god of madness to love people who reject binaries and the boring rules of society.

I bet he would give cheese to everyone.

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Low-key hilarious how 95% of Dragonborn end up with a Hoard. Absolutely peak intersection of narrative and game design. You consume ONE dragon soul and next thing you know you’ve got 175 wheels of cheese. You learn like 3 whole words in Draconic and you’ve got poor Lydia pack-muling candelabras across the fjords. I personally mostly Hoarded precious metals and gems, but I’ve seen people who Hoarded books and pelts and, like…there is No mechanical reward for this. Players just love to Hoard shit in that game. Absolute Dragon behavior.

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Chest

(E) Interact

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ODAHVIING RETURNING TO THE THROAT OF THE WORL

Whiterun Hold - Tundra

The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

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My ebony war axe is done! Between 5 and 6lbs heavy and full steel construction. Had a ton of problems with it but now I am happy with how it turned out. The next two skyrim weapons are already fixed in my mind and I really hope to get to start them soon.

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"you can just sell her firewood to make her marriageable" listen. Read too much into an obscure one-note NPC with me for a minute. Of course Gilfre Mixwatermill thinks the dragonborn chopping wood is the hottest thing she's ever seen. All her workers left to go die in a war or whatever. Her only neighbors are giants, whose herds are threatened by goddamn dragons. And she goes on running the mill by herself bc people still need boards and shit. World's ending, but we all gotta make a living.

You happen by and need some travel money, so you put in a day's labor. After all that hard work, you can crash in the old workers' house but it's been empty for a while, it's a wreck, maybe the animals have been at it. You're already tired from slaying the dragon that encroached on her neighbors. You need a good night's rest before you move on, because there's another dragon waiting half a day up the road. Too bad tho. You're not gonna get any sleep, because Gilfre Mixwater Mill has invited you up to her house to get your back blown out.

And of course she has! Maybe because you're the propecied savior come to deliver us all from the end times, but mostly because you did some work to keep her mill going. And you were sweaty and shirtless and grunting like a fucking bear about it. Who among us would deny that, I ask you.

I know we love to joke about bethesdas ~environmental storytelling~ bc of all the skeletons with nearby books on How To Become a Skeleton, but they are good at it sometimes. Her fucking environment!!!!!!! bethesda give me a new game I can't keep living like this

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My Oblivion character just tripped off the pier and fucking died???

(Not pictured: the adoring fan finds him and then suddenly the plot of Oblivion turns into Steven King’s Misery)

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Solitude - The Winking Skeever

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getting your shit wrecked by ash hoppers is one of the most humbling experiences in Skyrim. but also. can you imagine if insects were the size of a bernese mountain dog? I’d become a shut-in. no wonder everyone on Solstheim is so pissy all the time.

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Who in Skyrim would you give a Gun

High King Torygg so he could shoot that bitch ass Ulfric as soon as he walked into Solitude

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Bromjunaar, the ancient capital of Skyrim

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Quick paints of some of my ESO characters

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I'm hitting the deep dark urge to go back to playing Skyrim, so here's some Green Pact bosmer Alli because I can't help myself

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I’ve always thought the Niben River area of the Tamriel map looked like a Weird Little Guy. So I made him and I think I would die for him

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I painted the Skill Trees from Skyrim!

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Ummm am I interrupting something...?

I found this screenshot I took a while ago and i had to do something about it