I think I got sax lessons organised for when I go back to college in september I am excite
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encountering legionary assassins with boone as your companion
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golden eagle having a relaxing time
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satin is a treadmill for snakes
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I cannot find anyone offering saxophone lessons in wexford and it is making me very sad
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someone at the humane society is having fun
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I’m opening ‘50 Shades of Grey’ to a random page and posting what I find. Part four.
Christian Grey stood on top of the end of the bed, shirtless, hands on his hips, wearing really good pants that he got at the millionaire pants store.
“Dong,” he said. “Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong.”
“What��s that?” said the girl, aware in some girl way that she was about to sex more than she ever had before.
“Open up,” he said, unzipping. “That’s the fuck doorbell.”
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Imagine a T-Rex except it has really big arms but super tiny legs.
hey jurassic world getta loada THIS SHIT
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