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Max: Not to worry. I have a permit.

FIA: This just says, "max can do what he wants" with charles leclerc signature.

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Hilton being the biggest Landoscar shippers is quite wonderful actually 🧡

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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

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Kimi: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Charles: *crouches down* Max: *kneels down* Ollie: *sits on the floor* Kimi: Kimi: I hate all of you

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Max: Stop sending me thirst traps during meetings.

Charles:...

Charles: It's me dressed as a banana?

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Charles: guys I think I'm bilingual

Pierre: ??? we know

Charles (Aghast): wdym?! I only just figured out yesterday that wanting to headbutt Max with my lips means I want to kiss him!

George: THAT'S BISEXUAL YOU DUMBASS!!

Lando (dying in the background): that’s why you wanted to know if Max is bilingual, Charles—he’s ga— (topples down the chair)

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Lando: Max, what do you eat to get abs like that!? I want to make mine pop by summer. Max: *points at Charles* Lando: ... Max: *winks* Charles: *blushes furiously* The Grid: *choke on their beers*

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Oscar “heart-eyes” Piastri is Back!

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lewis : I kinda told nico I like him yk ?

Charles (horrified) : mamma mia! people actually tell their crushes they like them ???

lewis : .... What do you do then ?

Charles (proudly): I pushed him into a puddle and called it an inchident

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he wants to attract men soooo bad

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OH! HAPPY PRIDE MONTH IT HONESTLY SLIPPED FROM MY MIND

(I know what you are)

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Charles: i judge your taste in men

Max: you are my taste

Charles: that is what i am talking about

Max: ?...Charles, NO!

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The "did you use my deodorant" comment gives us so much...

1. Lando noticed Oscar smelled different.

2. Lando thought Oscar smelled like HIM.

3. Lando thinks Oscar has access to his deodorant and will use it without asking. (How open/shared are those driver rooms behind that privacy door???)

4. Lando then said something along the lines of "is it a female one". But he just asked if it was his own deodorant?? So does he wears feminine deodorant himself?

5. When Oscar said it was his own and that it was chocolate "flavor" Lando went in for a second sniff?? Comfortably? On camera?

6. And Oscar invited him for another whiff? Comfortably? On camera?

7. Is this like... A daily occurrence for them? If this is only a snippet of what we get to see that happens between them, how much do they actually have going on? Like, how close are they for them to be like... This?

I feel like I can keep going...

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Oscar wins in Spain

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champagne shower 🍾

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what is happening here

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Lando said said happy early pride month 😂😂