BIG ASS DISCLAIMER: I am a queer woman who is very against a good majority of what is depicted here, it's just really funny to read • the community on flipboard is so wack. If you took the FaceBook populace of old and political people and put them in one place, that is FlipBoard. More often than not, I do not understand why they make the comments they make, or what they even say or mean. But no one is listening to them! Their potential is untapped and I intend to chronicle their spicy takes, valid or not.
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this is what flipboard is all about
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"scientists may have discovered the cure to cancer"
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My body, immediately upon waking up at 3AM: i’d sure love a nice cold water. Cause I’d loOove a nice cold water. Ice. Cold. Water. Hey Teens do you want. Freshy? Water. Water! Ngh. TEENS i’d love a nice col- ok- hEy teens here’s- YEAH!!!!!!! WATER!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me as an art critic: this piece really explores the… Misogyny of the artist 🤔
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i went to a scary halloween theme park and none of the scare actors tried to scare me because i kept instinctively doing the white person face at them whenever i spotted them
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i need “Happier than a necromancer in a natural history museum” to become a known phrase immediately
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oh yeah do you all know that guy that draws maids skateboarding? you know
well he can shred pretty well and is able to use himself as reference, mad lad
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All you guys talking about “zodiac signs.” Fuck you. I was never even born. I was created in a lab.
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so i was talking to my grandmother about old-school video games and she was all “y'know there was one game i used to play, and it had like a maze, and it was underground, and there was a guy in first person and he had a weapon” so knowing her penchant for puzzle games, i started guessing like myst, or legend of grimrock so we start hunting through these 90’s-era games featuring dungeon crawls. turns out. it was not a puzzle game. it was nothing close to a puzzle game. apparently, in the mid-90s, my grandmother would sit down and play fucking Wolfenstein 3D and listen to AC/DC for like hours on end.
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