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They ran outta that cheese dip. I asked for more and they gave me this… look. The assholes.

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"Try saying that again after the third pint. I guarantee you'll feel good enough to kick a dragon's ass single-handedly. Speaking of which…any chance we might go hunting soon?" He half-grinned and swigged his drink heartily. "S'all good so far. Plenty of fights and plenty of booze will keep us busy. I've had Krem look into a shipment with the Vints. Might be worth checking out on this whole Venatori shit." 

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"Ha! Eye-sore my ass. There's nothing like a drink or five to keep your mind off all the crap that's going on around you." He slammed his hand on the table and called a serving girl to bring over a full cask. "How's it goin'?"

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"Hey, boss. You hear for a drink or just to stand around looking pretty?" 

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Discovering Dragon Age 3, Inquisition. I can’t even.

So you’ve never really made love? Connected with someone in both body and soul?

I don’t know. One time they used this thing called the Saartoh Nehrappan. It’s a leather-wrapped rod on a harness… That wasn’t really my soul. Also there were more than two people.

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I couldn’t resist, okay? [x]

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Clean up and clear out. There’s money on the horizon.

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So, you’ve seen us fight? We’re expensive but we’re worth it…

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"Hm. Now let me see what I think of you." Bull clasped his scruffy jaw, staring down at the woman who was tasked with saving the world. "I think you've got a job nobody else wants. I think you've done the best you can and you shouldn't give a shit what anyone's got to say unless it's useful. An' you find big things for me to kill so there's plenty of fun in that alone." The man smiled crookedly. 

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"That depends on perspective and who's opinion you're asking." The mercenary leader unleashed a bawdy chortle and set his hands on hips. From his standpoint she'd probably look good doing a lot of things. She was capable enough in battle after all. His hedonism wasn't a sign of complacency. More a reminder of wanting to cling to the life he loved and doing all in his power to stop the growing threat. 

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I see your fine ass, Bull.

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"The list is short indeed." Bull canted his head, considering her question with another smirk. "I've come to learn life is filled with many pleasures. Might as well enjoy myself as much as I can. If the world's coming to an end it gives me all the more reason to revel in what I like." He rolled his broad shoulders. "You should try it, Inquisitor. Could help take your mind off all the shit that's going down." 

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"That sounds like a challenge. Any woman who can match me in drink only becomes more attractive." The Qunari raised his eyebrows with another roguish grin. Flirting was second nature to him. He enjoyed seeing how people reacted when he didn't live up to what they assumed about his people. 

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"Don't ruin it with your logic." He waved her off with a good natured grin. "There'd be nothing like coming back covered in blood after a good day's fighting and slaking my thirst in several places. Of course I would be the last one standing by the end of it. Still, others are welcome to step up." 

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"There's never a better time to make plans when alcohol is around! The things you remember are always profound and the things you don't the enemy will never see coming." Another rumble of laughter rocked the room as he drained the rest of the keg. "If you want character you should open up another tavern in the Keep." 

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