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#literally own a shirt that says this but it’s a tank top#there’s a picture of me from my black belt test making just the Worst Face while doing a hostage gun defense#and I’m wearing the shirt#it’s a fave
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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu
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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there











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literary kinsey scale time
i’m just curious what mix of fiction and nonfiction the average tumblrina is consuming
#well of the 34 books i've read so far this year 24% are nonfiction#(not including the nonfiction book im currently listening to)#last year it was about the same#in my read i read more nonfiction because my favorite books of each end tend to be more equal#i read a lot of mid fiction but im a lot quicker to drop bad nonfiction
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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.
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Fairytale Seinfeld. Elaine pretends to be mute to date a guy exclusively into mermaids. Jerry haggles for a parking space with Rumplestiltskin. George gets “Hansel and Gretled.” Kramer inherits magic beans.
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