thirdlotusprince3
thirdlotusprince3
NezhaTophOnCactusJuice
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Picture is by M-r-moth. Chinese American weirdo who loves Nezha and Hetalia China. Favorite show is Hetalia and Parenthood. Chinese American, partially Japanese. On the spectrum. Anime Kdrama Superhero fan. Likes: art, writing, comedy, music, dance, history, science, mythology, social science, philosophy and movies. Pokemon Marvel DC fan. Quotev account https://www.quotev.com/chinaarufam When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and; difficult for others. “When one door closes another one opens, but we look so long at the closed door, we do not see the one open for us.” - Helen Keller. "Nothing in the world is harder than speaking the truth and nothing easier than flattery." – Fyodor Dostoevsky. The same applies when you are stupid. I also want to put, if you post things about wanting to physical acts of violence (killing, beating up, put in internment) against a real person and real groups of people ( on either political spectrum)( if your legit or just venting ) do not follow me, I will block you.
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thirdlotusprince3 · 1 day ago
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My personal fav trio from K-pop Demon Hunters hehe #Jinu #Tiger #Bird
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thirdlotusprince3 · 1 day ago
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Jinu Art
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thirdlotusprince3 · 1 day ago
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Jinu Art
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thirdlotusprince3 · 6 days ago
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*at school*
Becky: Anya, your dad knows a lot about people and always seems to be around when big stuff happens
Becky, joking: Do you think he's a spy or something?
Loid, disguised, spying on Anya: *in his head* Play dumb
Anya, reading his mind: Who's Anya?
Loid: *in his head* NOT THAT DUMB!
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thirdlotusprince3 · 6 days ago
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Loid: Anya, I told you this morning, no toys at the dinner table
Anya: You said the breakfast table
Loid: It's the same table!
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thirdlotusprince3 · 6 days ago
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Loid: Trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable position?
Franky: LITERALLY all the time!
Loid: Well, then you should be used to it by now
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thirdlotusprince3 · 6 days ago
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Loid: *buying many apples to make apple juice*
Stall Vendor: Aw, I'm assuming your little one really likes apple juice
Loid: Oh, no, she loves orange juice, but she's been bad this week
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thirdlotusprince3 · 6 days ago
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Franky: Don't argue with me, 'cause I'll just take my glasses off. Now you're mad, and I can't see why
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thirdlotusprince3 · 6 days ago
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Loid, holding out his hand: Give it back
Anya, handing Loid his pen back: Aw! How can Papa always tell he's been pickpocketed?
Loid: Because you keep saying "yoink" out loud whenever you do it
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thirdlotusprince3 · 6 days ago
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Franky, speaking through Loid's earpiece: Turn around
Franky: No, the other way
Franky: Again, the other way
Franky: Okay, one more time
Loid: For God's sake, where are you?!
Franky: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles is hilarious
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thirdlotusprince3 · 6 days ago
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Loid: Anya just said, "I have an appetite for destruction," and then she reached down, untied my shoelace, and left
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thirdlotusprince3 · 6 days ago
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Anya, trying on Franky's glasses: How does Anya look?
Franky, squinting: I have no idea
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thirdlotusprince3 · 6 days ago
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Anya: Hey, Scruffy Head, will you drive Anya to the store and get peanuts?
Franky: What did your dad say?
Anya: Papa said no
Franky: Then why should I let you?
Anya: He's not the boss of you
Franky, internally: This is a trap, this is a trap, this is a trap-
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thirdlotusprince3 · 6 days ago
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Anya: *sobbing*
Yor: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to be sure I eradicated whatever hurt you
Anya: Can... Anya have a hug instead?🥺
Yor: Oh. Of course 🥹
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thirdlotusprince3 · 6 days ago
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Anya: Papa, what does coffee taste like
Loid: Not as good as it smells
Anya: Oh
Anya: Like shampoo
Loid:
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thirdlotusprince3 · 6 days ago
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*after making a mess*
Anya: Papa's gonna be mad
Anya, impersonating Loid: aNyA, wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg?!
Loid, appearing behind Anya: Anya, what are you doing?!
Anya: ᴬⁿʸᵃ ᵗᵉˡʸᵖᵒʳᵗᵉᵈ ʰⁱᵐ...
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thirdlotusprince3 · 6 days ago
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Anya: Anya's not saying anymore words without her lawyer present
Damian: You made yourself the lawyer!
Anya: Exactly, and Anya wants her present
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