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Jay: Kai has no survival skills. I’ve discovered his need to win has replaced them.

Nya: That can't be true.

Jay: Watch this.

Jay: Hey Kai, I’ll race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Kai: *Throws himself out a window*

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Kai: Is this about me? Zane: No. Kai: Then I've lost interest.

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Kai: *hammers an egg flat on the table with his fist*

Cole: Beat three eggs? Kai: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Jay: Ohhhh- Zane: All of you get out of this kitchen.

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Jay: I don’t get why we need driver's ed. Driving is just like Mario Kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people.

Lloyd: Please don’t ever drive.

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Jay: Kai is in a very difficult spot. He's not bringing a knife to a gunfight.

Nya:

Jay: He's bringing a spoon.

Nya: *wheezes*

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MK: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team.

Red Son: Sounds fake but ok.

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Kai: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

Nya: Those are wanted posters!

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Could you use earthbending to cuff someone, lift them up in the air and drop them?

I am also thinking that firebenders can lightning bend, and our brain has electricity, so if they can manipulate the electricity in our brain, they can cause seizures.

this makes no sense as i type this out, but firebending fucks with my imagination.

everyone thinks about bloodbending, drawing air from the lungs and even earthbending with bones, but the body temperature. what's stopping a firebender from simply heating the core temperature so high that you kill someone through a fever? imagine the assassin potential.

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Is it possible you can use earthbending

I'm writing a fanfic, I am wondering if it is overpowered. Or they just use bending to soften their fall?

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Sokka: Did it hurt when you fell--

Toph : From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt--

Sokka: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Toph: ...

Sokka: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Katara: Gosh, I love this picture of me and the rest of team avatar. We were so happy.

Aang: But where's Zuko?

Katara: He hadn't joined us yet. That's why we were happy.

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Sokka, watching Zuko: Ah, yes. The mysterious and majestic Zuko--so sweet, so demure...

Sokka: ...I wonder what kind of melodic sounds this wonderful creature makes?

Zuko: *incoherent, enraged screeching*

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Pigsy: Have kids they said, it'll be fun they said.

Mei, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!!

MK: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI FLAMETHROWER!

Mei: It's called a fire extinguisher!! FIRE EXTINGUISHER!

*glass shatters, something explodes, both scream*

Pigsy: Don't listen to them. Don't.

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Red Son: *recording videos with the Monkie Kid gang* I have no intention of being friends.

Red Son: *watching movies with them* You're all just steppingstones to my success.

Red Son: *looking for gifts for Mei' birthday* Friends are a distraction.

Red Son: *in a group hug* Disgusting.

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Macaque: This was a 100% successful mission.

MK: We lost Sun Wukong!

Macaque:

Macaque: This was a 100% successful mission.

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Sun Wukong: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

MK: [sighing] Nezha’s…

Sun Wukong: F-ck sh-t up out there, but don’t die.

MK: [wiping away a tear] Inspirational.

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Yue: How long until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Sokka: 72 hours

Yue: How did you know that so fast?

Sokka: There’s a giant f-cking clown behind you and I don’t like the way it’s looking at me.

Yue: Sokka-

Toph: Don’t mind him, he literally drinks a slurppie-sized cup of five hour energy every morning.

Sokka: I think my heart stopped beating hours ago.

Toph: Yet you are still alive.

Yue: Sokka, that is not healthy.

Sokka: I’m aiming for a new record of staying awake for an entire week.

Yue: Toph! Help your friend!

Toph: Ugh, fine. I’ll use my earthbending and knock him out.

Sokka: Knock me out permanently this time, bro!

Yue: KATARA!!