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on a date rn and he said he wanted to show me something on his phone…kinda nervous

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the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .

for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...

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Worst possible design choice imaginable

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time to bring back a classic.

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Dear human we are going to touch you we are freaky sincerely the zombies

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Tumblr 2021: he is SO soppinf wet, my scrimpy little fiction boy

Tumblr 2025: sodomizing and spanking that man #TheCharacter

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and i think that's beautiful

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Reblog this with a celebrity that you share a birthday with in the tags

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going forward i will only consume problematic media

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making art is actually abusive because you are manipulating the viewer into feeling something

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Still thinking about creep btw…

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE