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I hummina hummina hallucinated a hummina hummina in that sentence I’m going insane

also yeah fuck ai (in certain cases Miku I love you)

NEVER GIVE UP

[this-elvis-isnt-real]

woah mama I’m manifesting therapy for you

your welcome hummi-

*muffled crying hip thrust*

Woah mama it’s time for a ~evil poll~ except I’m feeling especially evil so I will list the crimes I plan on committing and you all can vote on the one you don’t want me to commit

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Woah mama you hummina hummina have not interacted with me in weeks and this is hummina hummina how you greet me? Touché

someday I aspire to post a post that contains no elvii speak

they just show up like typos hummin- OH MY GOD

[this-elvis-isnt-real]

someday I aspire to post a post that contains no elvii speak

they just show up like typos hummin- OH MY GOD

[this-elvis-isnt-real]

hi new words I’m elvi- I mean dad

woah ma- FUCKING WHY OH MY GOD HUMM- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop

[this-elvis-isnt-real]

I’m teaching it new words

woah ma- FUCKING WHY OH MY GOD HUMM- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop

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woah ma- FUCKING WHY OH MY GOD HUMM- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop

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💾 💾 💾‼️

MEGA FLOPPY SWEEP‼️

what the fuck

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how could you possibly be Elvis if Elvis isn’t real hummi- WHEN WILL IT END

Woah science, are you sure you’re not an Elvis? I record Elvii and my elvii senses are tingling…

- @elvis-resercher-official

Woah Fella... Nobody knows I'm Elvis... Nobody knows this is me..

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YOU CANNOT BE POSTING THIS

Sorry to hear about your dead elvii brother he gets five big humminas

HUMMINA

HUMMINA

HUMMINA

HUMMINA

HUMMINAAAAAAAAAA

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it was real brother

hummina hummina

Gladys has given way, your flesh belongs to the swarm now

-@the-swarm-of-locusts

woah mama tf I’d call Florida man Elvis to eat you if I wasn’t awes by your evil energy hummina hummina

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Rip fallen brother

*sad hip thrust*

I’m starting beef with @gladys-official

nobody gets to steal custody of my Elvis son and sacrifice them to a swarm of locusts but me

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Even my own (woah) mama-

fuck

fuck I did it again

FUCK MY ELVIS NOT ELVIS LIFE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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WOAH MAMA MAKE IT STOP

i wish the horrified gasp I made alongside my horrendous facial expression apon seeing this account were transcribed into text alas it is not so send you this emoji:

🤨

-@this-elvis-isnt-real

Woah thicc mama what seems to be the problem here hummina hummina *thicc cheek thrust*

[this-elvis-isnt-real]

pepper spray?

i wish the horrified gasp I made alongside my horrendous facial expression apon seeing this account were transcribed into text alas it is not so send you this emoji:

🤨

-@this-elvis-isnt-real

Woah thicc mama what seems to be the problem here hummina hummina *thicc cheek thrust*

[this-elvis-isnt-real]

I need spare pepper spray

i wish the horrified gasp I made alongside my horrendous facial expression apon seeing this account were transcribed into text alas it is not so send you this emoji:

🤨

-@this-elvis-isnt-real

Woah thicc mama what seems to be the problem here hummina hummina *thicc cheek thrust*

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Thank you Allstate for showing me a add before this video

you get one hummina

hummina

Hi ! Here to collect the gimmick blogs. I'm putting them all in this spreadsheet. The list will get updated when my ADHD commands it. Thank