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my brain has decided succession, severance, and leverage are all the same show and i still have no idea what any of succeverage is about

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Small joys on Tumblr:

When your notes make a perfect cat

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academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

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hi *without intention or ability to start a conversation*

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It's kind of funny how Teams users have been complaining for the better part of a decade that the minimum width of the dockable chat windows is too wide, and Microsoft has basically been telling them to get fucked, then they discontinue Skype and tell all of its former users to switch to Teams, and within 72 hours of Skype going down for good, Microsoft suddenly pushes a "critical" update for Teams that gives it more flexible dockable chat windows.

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Hi it seems like you made a post but forgot to make it about me?

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Popping and crackling on it

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You are offered $1000 if you can perfectly sing a random, popular karaoke song - it doesn't matter if you sound good, you just have to get all the words right, but no cheating! lyrics are not provided. spin the wheel and determine your fate...

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tone indicators are fun affixes you can add to your sentence to help people interpet their meaning. for example:

the suffix '/j' means "i'm joking'

the suffix '/s' means "i'm being sarcastic",

the prefix 'i asked chatgpt and--' means "you should ignore whatever i'm about to say completely"

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wizard who's too lazy to name things properly and so can't ever find the incantation she's looking for bc her spellbook is full of spells called shit like 'aaaa1' and 'asdfghjk'

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$30 is the new $20 which we all know is an adult $1

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My ethics professor once told our class that society justifies hating fat people by saying they overburden the healthcare system but no one uses that excuse to hate high level athletes who also disproportionately use the healthcare system

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when a brit is playing an american and it's getting really emotional and the actor is holding onto those hard r sounds by their fuckin fingernails

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A cartoon where Elmer Fudd gets married and gives up hunting Bugs Bunny to live happily with his wife only to discover 30 years into a blissful relationship that his wife was actually Bugs the entire time and also their three wonderful children were also Bugs