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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?
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told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.
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*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is
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I know the American healthcare system is already a joke but this is to funny
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