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reblog if you're hoping 472 of the First Age in Beleriand will be a fresh start
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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.
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“Tyelkormo 'hasty-riser'. Quenya tyelka 'hasty'. Possibly in reference to his quick temper, and his habit of leaping up when suddenly angered.”
This is such a batshit unhinged thing to name your child. My beautiful five year old son Anger Issues. Ms Nerdanel Istarnie I need to understand your mind
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I love the idea that Maglor was a famous singer in the years of the trees like imagine you go to war and get killed by Beyoncé
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High King Fingolfin. The Anfauglith sky.
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Gil-galad son of clone of Maedhros which Sauron made from the hand left behind on Thangodrim. I have no fucking clue how he ends up High King of the Noldor, but I guess you can’t argue he doesn’t have a qualifying bloodline.
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a summary of the consequences of my life because I read percy jackson
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The Hunt for Red October + The Onion (Part 2)
(pt. 1)
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Kind of silly that the silmaril that was stolen off of Morgoth’s forehead just wound up on someone else’s forehead.
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Do we think Amras has ever had the thought that his father burning to death was just punishment for burning Amrod alive? Because I think that would be so tasty
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[ID: a photo of three hands clasping, with the hands labelled DD/MM/YYYY, MM/DD/YYYY and YYYY/MM/DD. The centre caption reads 'today is 2222']
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every week I dread the “how was your weekend” question because what am I supposed to say? “oh yeah I’m an active participant in this online group of people who really fucking love elves and so I spent most of my weekend finding textual evidence to further support my own meta readings of Tolkien’s histories and writing fanfiction” absolutely not
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