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protegopandora:

“You and your bunch are notorious for getting caught. The only difference is, I don’t.”

Sirius couldn’t believe his ears when he heard Pandora bragging about her pranking skills being better than his. “Oh, darling, me and my crew are first-class tricksters.”

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emmeline-thedancer:

“Or to keep dancing. It is never smart to let pain be what keeps you from moving,” Emmeline chimed in unnecessarily.

“In my case, I would injure myself because of dancing. I am pretty sure I was born with two left feet.” He made a grimace at the thought of showing of his moves.

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protegopandora:

“That’s rather cynical isn’t it?” Pandora mused while catching the fabric of his shirt in her hand, stopping his motion.

Sirius stumbled as the girl caught his shirt, but was able to regain his balance immediately. “Who could ever be more sarcastic than I am?”

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mollypwtt:

“I’d say that’s rather stupid,” molly stated matter-of-factly. “if you drop dead because you decided to laugh off a curse, you’ll hear it from me.”

“Are you for real, Prewett?” Sirius rolled his eyes as the girl started giving him one of her lectures. “The only drop dead I’m ever going to get is drop dead gorgeous.”

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missscarlettsummers:

“Uh, um, are you injured?” Scarlett questioned, not sure if he was talking to her or not.

Sirius stopped at the sound of her voice and coughed two times. “I am emotionally in pain, my darling, but don’t tell anyone.”

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hessiejoness:

Hestia gave her head a shake. Her smile extended, later amused by his curiosity. “Is that a promise? I have brought a box of bulbadox powder with me. My friend, Garrick, thought it would be funny to switch my shampoo with honey. I thought it would be funny to lace his suit with this stuff before his big date tonight.” 

“I am quite impressed by your ability to pull off pranks, miss.” Sirius said as he was getting closer to her. “You have the approval from the master of pranks and fooling. You might feel overwhelmed at the moment to have this honour, but it is not that big of a deal.” 

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“The easiest way to get rid of aches and pains is to laugh them off.” Sirius cheered as he was parading down the hallways. 

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quietas-amouse:

“Uh, what?” Peter spluttered. “Marry? Oh blimey, I’m – I don’t think marriage is for me.” He admitted, as if someone had proposed and he was getting married today. The whole idea of anything like that had him mildly panicking. 

“Woo, cool off, buddy.” Sirius said as he raised his hands as a sign of satire. “That’s such a misfortunate information... I was trying to figure out how to propose to you all this time and you shattered all of my expectations.”

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“It is not quite the first time someone told me something like this. Let’s just say it never ends with a happy endinng.”

“This might not be my best idea, but I assure you, it’ll be good. You just have to trust me.”

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It wasn’t unusual for Sirius to cut a long story short, so after the ten long minutes in which he tried to stay quiet, he couldn’t bring himself to keep listening. “Oh... God, have mercy for the miserable woman who shall marry you one day, my dear friend.”

“… Okay, so then the uh, the priest goes…. uh…” Peter had been going on with this joke for about ten minutes. With pauses as he tried to remember how exactly it went. Such as now. “Um… well, it, uh…” He trailed off with a loud chuckle.

“I don’t really remember the end, but what he said was hilarious.”

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“Any chance I can convince you to look the other way? I am trying to pull one over on a friend before they get back from the pitch.” She spoke honestly, smiling all the while. 

“You shouldn't be worried about my ability to keep my mouth shut.” He turned his back, prepared to go on with his walk, but his interest for pranks couldn't let him walk away without knowing any part of the girl's joke. Without turning around, he put a big smile on his face and asked the little prankster. “Actually, my mouth is going to stay sealed as long as you tell me what are you going to do.”

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“You don't have to lie, sweetheart.” Sirius glanced at the brunette with quite a naughty smirk on his face. “Some people say I am like a radar for tricksters”

“I assure you, my intentions are pure.” Hestia attempted to persuade her classmate, all the while hiding a box of bulbadox powder behind her back. “I am looking for a tutor and Ravenclaw Tower seemed the best place to start.”

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