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Beauty or brains? 
Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously? 
Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.
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Kylo Ren: Where is the map, you pathetic cretin?!
Poe: Okay, first of all it's "creetin." If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly.
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The weathers drastic change today
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so what do you guys have planned for valentines day
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my dog: barks @ 1am
me: look i also would like to scream loudly in the middle of the night but we dont always get what we want
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When the semester starts: I’m gonna study well and stay on top of the material so I don’t fall behind
A few days into the semester:
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As Harry took off his glasses and climbed into his four-poster, he imagined how it must feel to have parents still living but unable to recognize you. He often got sympathy from strangers for being an orphan, but as he listened to Neville’s snores, he thought that Neville deserved it more than he did.
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a fan losing her shit when adele surprises her
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to brighten your day, here is some young mark hamill (aka luke skywalker, hero of the galaxy). wearing a sweater. cuddling a kitten. enjoy! (x)
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The late 70s were a difficult time for the Winter Soldier… 
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i had this dream last night where donald trump said that had he been alive, alexander hamilton would vote for him and alexander’s ghost appeared and said ‘i’d rather french kiss secretary jefferson’
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