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Fop surgery. It's like top surgery but it turns you into a Victorian dandy. Is that anything

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mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

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emptying and reloading a gun with practiced efficiency so you think i'm an expert marksman but you later find out that's just how i stim

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my stupid fucking aunt loraine bought us an air friar for our wedding present 🤦‍♀️ the apartments barely big enough for the two of us now weve got this dumb asshole flying around preaching at us ... every time i get a migraine he tries to give me herbs and poultices 🙄

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RIP

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it is not normal for grown men to find teenage girls sexually attractive. in fact, the older you get, the less attractive teenagers should become. i cannot believe people are arguing about this

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They would be best friends (and destroy things together)

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Yeah idk voice training was kinda stupid, haha, I mean I guess I used to be pretty good at it but I gave it up years ago. It's not something I really care about anymore, you know? A--*waitress comes by to take our order* Oh, hi~! Um, could I please get, uh, a turkey sandwich please? Yes, with the salad. Um, oh! And a sweet tea? Omg thank you so much~⋆✦⋆💕!!!! ..Anyway what were we talking about?

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Don't worry, You can trust me with the city budget, just let me in there. Come on, just let me have the budget. I will totally not gut the police budget to build a centralized mass transit network and new libraries. I will definitely not do that, just let me in there please. Come on let me have access to the city budget for 5 minutes. That's all I ask.

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what do you want!!!!!!!!

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Sorcerer: I literally have no idea what's going on in my life, I'm just in charge of the outfits

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person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this