Layla. 5 years old. Virgo. Underbite brings all the dogs to the yard. All-around heartbreaker. “I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” - Marilyn Monroe Likes: dragging humans through the 'hood, eating tomato seedlings, having humans around to warm seats for me, licking ice cream bowls. Dislikes: when assholes tug on my jowls, being told "it's time to go," when people walk into the kitchen while I'm eating or drinking, being forced to go to the bathroom outside the comfort of my own yard. Disclaimer: my Human manages this blog, as I lack opposable thumbs.
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Tuesdays are obviously meant for lazing.
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It's definitely the Human.
I'm just trying to keep the poor thing company.
Thunder that rattles the walls, torrential downpours, and flickering lights mean that someone is a scaredy cat today.
I’m not naming names, but will say that I have a 45 pound blanket to keep me warm.
Ain’t even mad.
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Today I went to a parade. These beads were earned, bitches.
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Since the Humans have restricted me from relaxing on the furniture (assholes), I have taken to lounging about in other places.
Fair warning: if you leave your laundry in a pile, that's my first stop. I'll chew my rawhide bone in it, and in the process, I'll saturate your jeans with my saliva.
You're welcome.
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LOOK! They're almost as cute as me.
Almost.
For Animals:
A blind Boxer named Baks has gotten a whole new lease on life thanks to a good Samaritan goose named Buttons. Yes, you read that right. This is not a joke. Baks has been taken under the ‘wing’ of Buttons, a four-year-old goose who now leads her vision-impaired pal around everywhere either by hanging onto him with her neck, or by honking to tell him which way to go.
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BE STILL MY HEART.
Who is this handsome devil, and why is he not in my life?
Relevant to my life because I saw this and horselaughed for five minutes straight. Potential love interest for Layla?
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Damn straight, I am.
Hi Layla. You’re too cute.
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No worries, guys. I feel much better.
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I am sick and passed out on this human. Pity me.
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I miss my giant.
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