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Aw, this is cute.

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this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

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Date someone who will date you

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Woman Leaving the Psychoanalyst, Remedios Varo

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plot twist: you are everyone’s first choice.

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human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

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Me_irl

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we should domesticate seals

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HEY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Seals are SO so fat.

LOVE IT

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День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.