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Just remember the UK word you never ever EVER say in the US as a male, and the word you can say to three year olds in the States but will get bleeped in the UK. Otherwise it's as cricket as it's kosher, cheers.
you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.
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Full respect. All your homies loathe David.
An unpopulated value for a Boolean is not a value itself. That would be like saying we have nothing for dinner simply because we haven't looked in the fridge yet. If you want a void, then declare a void.
Cripes, it's hard enough to make a 1D3 in the real world. You can take 2D4, glue them at one surface, sand down the middles, and roll only as a cylinder. You'd still be better off with 1D6 used in modulo 2.
you ever think about a pointless argument you had ten years ago and get mad for some reason
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R i s v e g l i ... Una ragione per cui le donne sono assai gratificate dai rapporti orogenitali è che è come sentirsi dire: “La tua fica mi piace. Potrei mangiarmela”... Erica Jong
One reason why women are very gratified by orogenital intercourse is that it is like being told, 'I like your pussy. I could eat it"...
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I have begun following the reposter of this. Many of the posts are in Italian, a language that I only studied for a year as a kid.
Based on my knowledge of French and New Wave cinema, I can parse about a third of this as I read along. I am so captivated by the speaker's passion with bouts of aloofness, her need to swear as formally and uprightly as possible.
I will learn what she said. I mean, besides "go fuck yourself" and "new street". As one might say in French: Veuillez aller vous en foutre.
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It makes so much sense now.
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Vabbè, ciao.
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Apricot tree, Albergier jaune , 18th-19th C. Apricot trees need a certain number of "chill hours" (hours below a specific temperature, typically between 0-7°C or 32-45°F) during winter dormancy to properly form flowers and fruit.
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Tracklist:
Murder Pop Ringtone Emporium Grand Opening!!! • Alone (IDGAF) • You Can't Vape Here, Sir • Entry • Keep It To Yrself • Rap Rock City • Acrobat Over A Vat Of Acid Crap • Toxic Droplet • High Rise • Foot Fetish • The Pale Shaking Hand • Blood Soup • My Computer Girlfriend • Electric Gamer Chair • Casket Flipping (Window Shopping) • Jacoby's Interlude • Snake Oil Enema • A Close, Trusted Friend, Or Gas Station • Tickle Knife • Idiot Arson • Bubbles • Swimming Pool Filled With Living Spiders • Bag Of Bombs • Listen To The Forces Telling You To Be Evil And Be Free • Impaled On A Fence • Impaled On A Fence (reprise)
Bandcamp ♪ YouTube
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Ok I give up… whose pervy account is this 😅
Mine, but of course!
When I joined Tumblr, I was only expecting to save the pr0n and cat pics that I liked. I didn't want others to link it with my normal online personality.
Then I found @dailyrothko , whose posts make me ecstatic each time. I wound up going to the Rothko compendium in Paris last year because I wanted to compare colors.
Recently I have subscribed to a lot of trans blogs that pretend to be Linux distros. These have been very eye-opening but also comforting. I'm too old and too comfy with my Johnson bar to come out of an egg. Nevertheless, I am glad to hear the minds of people that could have helped me three decades ago.
Oh, and I am not the hidden account of someone famous.
Thank you very much for your question!
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my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck
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