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Sorry for being so dead...

Life is busy and my internet connection often isn't too good.

My laptop also died making it a bit difficult to edit anything decently until I get a new one.

I just thought I tell here so that people don't think it's dead and not going to be edited. (Codes missing, answers to riddles, cipher translation, etc.)

Lots of apologies.

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List for this Blog

Computer Codes:

A - F and Numbers G - O P - U V - Z

Clicking on Stuff

Other Stuff

Credit where Credit's due

People that suggested or helped with codes / decryptions / references / etc.

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Other Stuff

Background with Flash Background No Flash Background when Beginning Background Music Blue Candle Hidden link to buy the book Static 1 Static 2 Static 3 Static 4 Static 5 Static 6 Static 7 Computer no code Computer on / Computer off How the tab looks

Website while Post-Post-Countdown Website while Post-Countdown Website while Countdown

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Clicking on Stuff

Knob on PC Eye McGucket Labs Golden Tooth Dagger Book

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Computer Codes V - Z

V

VALLIS CINERIS VIRUS

W

WADDLES WALT DISNEY WEIRD WEIRDMAGEDDON WELL WELL WELL BEING WENDY WHAT DOES GOD LOOK LIKE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER I DIE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER WE DIE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU DIE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE WHAT IS GOD WHEN DO I DIE WHEN WILL I DIE WHICH RELIGION IS RIGHT WHO ARE YOU WHO IS GOD WHO IS MY SOULMATE WHORE WHO IS THE ONE TRUE GOD WHO SHOULD I PRAY TO WHO SHOULD I WORSHIP

X

XGQRTHX XYLER

Y

YES YOU CAN'T KILL AN IDEA YOU'LL SEE YOURE INSANE

Z

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Computer Code P - U

P

PACIFICA PAPER IS BOOK SKIN PAPER JAM PAPER JAM DIPPER PEAK PINATA PINES PLATINUM PAZ PLATO PORTAL [PROFANITY] PUSSY PYTHAGORUS

Q

QUESTION

R

R34LITY RAT REALITY REHPIC REVEAL GOD REVEAL GOD TO ME RIDDLE RIZZ ROBBIE ROCK BOTTOM ROMANCE RUBBER HOSE

S

SAVE ME SAY BAAAA SCALENE SCARY SCIENTOLOGY SCRIMBLES SEASON 1 SEASON 2 SEASON 3 SEVEN EYES SEVERAL TIMES SEV'RAL TIMES SEX SHAPE SHAPES SHAVE YOUR GRANDMA SHIT SHOW ME GOD SHOW ME MATPAT SHOW ME THE FACE OF GOD SIXER SKELETON SKIBIDI SLUT SOMETHING SOOS SORRY SOUL CONTRACT SOULMATE SPOOK-EM-UPS SPOOKS SPOOKY STAN STANFORD STANFORD PINES STANLEY STANLEY PINES STAN PINES STOD EHT TCENNOC SUCK IT MERLIN

T

TAD STRANGE TANTRUM TED CRUZ TELL ME HOW I DIE THAT'S JUST A THE BOOK OF BILL THE DUCHESS APPROVES THE GUN THEORY THERAPRISM THE UNIVERSE THEY'LL ALL SEE THEY'LL SEE TINSEL SNAKE TITAN'S BLOOD TITS T.J. ECKLEBURG TOBY DETERMINED TORTURE MENTALLY TOURIST TRAP TRIANGLE TRIGONOMETRY TRUE LOVE TYRONE

U

UNIVERSE UNION MADE UNREALITY URBAN LEGEND URBAN LEGENDS

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Computer Code G - O

G

GAME THEORY GANG BANG GEOMETRY GIDEON GIFFANY GLASS SHARD BEACH GLOBNAR GLORY HOLE GOD GOODNIGHT SALLY GRAVITY FALLS GREBLEY HEMBERDRECK GREECE GREEK GRUNKLE STAN GUN GYATT

H

HAROLD'S RAMBLINGS HECTORING HELP ME HELP ME MATPAT HELP US MATPAT HEY NERD HIRSCH HISTORY HOLOGRAM HORROR HOTXOLOTL HOW DO I DIE HOW WILL I DIE

I

I'M LONELY I'M SINGLE I'M STILL ON YOUR MIND IRREGULAR I SEE IS GOD REAL IS HELL REAL IS RELIGION REAL IS SATAN REAL IS THE DEVIL REAL IS THERE AN AFTERLIFE

J

JIZZ JOURNAL 1 JOURNAL 2 JOURNAL 3 JUST BLENDIN JUST FIT IN

K

KINGS OF NEW JERSEY KOOK KUBRICK

L

LALALA LALALALALA LIAR LYRE LIES LIFE L IS REAL 2401 LLIB LLIB REHPIC LONELY LOVE LOVE YA BRO LYRE LIAR

M

MABEL MARRY ME MASON MATH MATPAT MCGUCKET MEOW MEOW WOW MICKEY MICKEY MOUSE MILF MOMMY MONSTER MORALITY MOUNTAIN DON'T MULTILEVEL MARK MY CARD MYSTERY MYSTERY SHACK

N

NACHO NAITSUAF NFT NO NOT A PHASE NOTHING NSA

O

OCCURREMUS ITERUM OH YES THEY BOTH OLD MAN MCGUCKET ONE EYED KING ON YOUR MIND OROBOROUS OWLTROWEL

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Computer Codes A - F and Numbers

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29121239168518 333 SUNDAPPLE LANE, COZY CREEK, IL, 60714-94611 3466554

A

A RAT ABUELITA AD ASTRA PER ASPERA ALEX ALEX HIRSCH ALEXANDER ROBERT HIRSCH ALGEBRA AM I BLANCHIN ANALOG HORROR ANSWER ASSHOLE AXOLOTL

B

BAAAA BABBA BABY BABY BILL BILL BILL CIPHER BITCH BLACK SHEEP BLANCHIN BLANCHING BLENDIN BLENDIN BLANDIN BLENDIN BLENJAMIN BLANDIN BLIND EYE BOO BERRY BOOK OF BILL BOYFRIEND BREAK UP BURNED INSIDE BURNSIDE BUTTERNUBBINS BYE GOLD

C

CAESAR, ATBASH & VIGENERE CARD CARYN CHIP CIA CIPHER CLONE CONSPIRACY CONTRACT CRAY CRAY CRAZ CREEPYPASTA CRYPTO CRYPTOGRAM CODEX CUM CUNT CURSED CURSE WITTEBANE

D

DADDY DEATH DEER TEETH DESTRUCTION IS A FORM OF CREATION DICK DIONARAP DIPPER DIPPY FRESH DISCO GIRL DISNEY DISNEYLAND DISPENSE MY TREAT DIVORCE DOES GOD EXIST DOGE DORITO DUCHESS APPROVES DUCKTECTIVE

E

EASTER EGG EMMALINE BUTTERNUBBINS ELON EPCOT EUCLID EUCLYDIA EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES

F

FACE OF GOD FAMILY MATTERS FBI FIDDLEFORD FIDDLEFORD HADRON MCGUCKET FIDDLEFORD MCGUCKET FILBRICK FIXINIT1 FORD FORDTRAMARINE FORGET THE PAST FORTNITE FRILLIAM FUCK FUCK ALEX FUCK ALEX HIRSCH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ALEX

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Codes with several posts

STAN

Computer Code: GRUNKLE STAN / STAN / STAN PINES / STANLEY / STANLEY PINES WHEEL! OF! SHAME! HOW HE BEAT ME (Screenshots) HOW HE BEAT ME (first 19 clicks) HOW HE BEAT ME (20th click) HOW HE BEAT ME (21st click) HOW HE BEAT ME (22nd click) HOW HE BEAT ME (23rd click) (FLASHING LIGHTS) HOW HE BEAT ME (24th click) HOW HE BEAT ME (25th click) (FLASHING LIGHTS) HOW HE BEAT ME (26th click and after) FIRE HOW HE BEAT ME (26th click and after) IM STILL ON YOUR MIND

GIFFANY

Computer Code: GIFFANY All 21 Giffany GIFs

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Computer Code: TOURIST TRAP

A phamplet for "CAVES of MYSTERY" will be shown.

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Computer Code: TOBY DETERMINED

Nothing will be shown on the monitor.

Instead you will be redirected for the google search for "restraining order".

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Computer Code: THERAPRISM

A blue emergency sign will be shown.

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Computer Code: TANTRUM

A transcript between Bill Cipher and Time Baby will be shown.

The text says:

TRANSCRIPT

HEAR THIS, CIPHER! THIS MOMENT IS A NEXUS EVENT, AN INFRACTION POINT BETWEEN ALL TIMELINES. YOU MUST CHOOSE TO TURN BACK NOW. IN EVERY REALITY, YOUR COLLISION WITH EARTH CAUSES CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION ON AN UNFATHOMABLE SCALE!

OH NO! NOT CHAOS! I HATE THAT! LOOK NICK JR, I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT THIS PLANET IS GOING TO SELF-DESTRUCT EVENTUALLY, SO IT MIGHT AS WELL DO IT WITH ME AS BOSS, RIGHT? HOWSABOUT WE DIVVY THIS REALITY UP? I’LL TAKE EARTH, YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE GAS GIANTS, AND I THROW IN THIS BLANKY.

A SEDUCTIVE GAMBIT. BUT FOR THE SAKE OF TIME, I MUST RELENT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT? SODA? I CAN GET YOU SODA. EVEN IF YOUR MOM SAYS YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DRINK IT, I CAN GET IT.

I WAS NOT BORN YESTERDAY

OH HERE WE GO

I WAS FORGED IN THE CRUCIBLE OF REALITY ITSELF, THE LAST SURVIVOR OF THE WAR OF THE TIME GIANTS. MY CELESTIAL CREATORS, GRANDFATHER AND GRANDMOTHER CLOCK, GIFTED ME WITH THE BURDEN OF PROTECTING THE TIMELINE FROM THOSE WHO WOULD DARE UNWEAVE IT.

AWW LOOK AT THAT! YOU SPOKE WITHOUT SPITTING UP ON YOURSELF! LOOK SIPPY CUP, IF YOU’RE SAYING REALITY ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US, I AGREE! YOU MIGHT WANNA PUT ON A SAFETY HELMET BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO FIND OUT HOW SOFT BABY SKULLS REALLY ARE.

A FOOLISH STATEMENT. I CANNOT BE KILLED.

WANNA BET?

Ciphers henchmen circled. The Time Agents grabbed their Time Tapes. Time Baby sighed, the weight of the multiverse on his doughy shoulders.

I KNOW YOUR CRIMES, CIPHER. TAKING A NEW HOME WILL NOT MAKE UP FOR THE ONE YOU’VE LOST. WHAT YOU DID TO THE COUNTLESS SOULS OF EUCLYDIA-

Cipher stopped in his tracks.

YOU CHOOSE YOUR WORDS VERY. CAREFULLY.

Ciphers henchmen murmured amongst each other, confused. They seemed to have heard conflicting stories about Bill’s past.

“You said you liberated the people of your dimension-”

LIBERATED THEM FROM THEIR BODIES!

DONT LISTEN TO HIM! HE’S A BABY! HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SAY SPAGHETTI!

I DO TOO

SAY IT

...

PASGHETTI

(TO THE TIME AGENTS) YOU’RE REALLY GONNA FOLLOW THIS GUY?

(SHAKING HIS HEAD IN DISTAIN) WHAT WOULD YOUR PARENTS SAY IF THEY COULD SEE WHAT YOU’VE BECOME. WHAT WOULD SCAL-

ENOUGH TALK! READY TO BE KNOCKED INTO THE LITERAL ICE AGE?

I DO NOT WISH TO FIGHT YOU CIPHER.

Time Baby slowly began to remove his gauntlets.

BUT A BABY’S GOTTA DO... WHAT A BABY’S GOTTA DO

Cipher and TB lunged at each other. It was hard to see the exact nature of the time fight but there were a lot of clocks, portals, and paradoxes involved. At one point someone used nunchucks made out of two Abe Lincolns, and there was a moment where they both clipped through reality jostled the card carrier in Dennis’s backpack. But ultimately Cipher’s henchmaniacs dealt TB a devastating blow. We Time Agents were leaderless, forced to regroup back in 20712.

But we knew this wasn’t over.

No...

It was only a matter of time

END TRANSMISSION

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Computer Code: TAD STRANGE

The monitor will display a video of bread being cut and jazz music playing in the background.

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Computer Code: SUCK IT MERLIN

A picture of Bill holding a sword and sitting on a unicorn will be shown.

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Computer Code: SOUL CONTRACT / CONTRACT

After typing "NAITSUAF" these codes will do nothing. Nothing at all. The computer won't tell you you're wrong or give a message. Just nothing. The codes are probably broken.

Before "NAITSUAF" it will tell you that it's wrong.