thisisntkt

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just know if i follow you, it’s not me, it’s actually tumblr user @thisisntkt ! my backup became my main and i’m inactive on this one… so follow her instead! ➞ @thisisntkt

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Mulder fart pocket

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some of yall need to hear kyle maclachlan yippee today

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happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

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been seeing a lot of alien 1979 set photos on here recently and it made me remember when i was ten and my dad let me watch it with him. i fucking loved it and was totally fine through the initial chestburster scene, fully giggling with him at the jump scares etc, but then we got to the scene where ripley is doing ship maintenance in a cropped tank and underwear and i was for the first time in my young life overcome with such a terrifyingly potent blast of homosexual feelings that i started crying out of the kind of sheer guilt that only a ten year old catholic who thinks she's going to hell for admiring sigeourney weaver's shoulders could muster, and begged him to turn it off bc THIS SPECIFIC PART was allegedly too scary. he very kindly let it go and i spent the next decade convinced i had successfully pulled the wool over his eyes and that he was blissfully unaware that he'd been present for my religiously fraught gay awakening. anyway we went to see alien romulus together last yr and the second we got a glimpse of cailee spaeny's third act muscle tank he leans over and goes, "is your gay ass gonna cry again? bc these tickets were $17 a pop so i need you to keep it together"

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Pukicho why do I get breast implant ads under all of your posts, but nobody else's. Like youre the only person I get these ads under and they're under all of your posts. Are you sponsored by a plastic surgeon or something?

I pay breast implant companies to put their ads on my blog. Go on homie, treat yourself. I get commission.

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babe wake up, full canon accurate and up-to-date map of the star wars galaxy just dropped

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

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going into work on your period should earn you time and a half

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Yearning for someone who doesn't exist

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The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

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girlypop, my womanly biology is so ovulation! my female hormones are so baby bunny coquette core. it's very strawberry bow deer lana coded to make so horny when my virgo is in subservience. and what's more moon rising phrenology than that? give peter thiel all your data.

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if you dont like bush you literally dont deserve to fuck