what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy
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Little Shop of Horrors AU where Audrey and Seymour have unlimited access to the Internet and can't stop using gen alpha slang even if they don't understand it and Audrey II kills herself because they're fucking annoying
I love them they're the best girlloser x boyloser couple
I'm so unfunny it physically hurts
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libsoftiktok going after a beloved inventor furry for some reason
if you're wearing a fitbit, you're using spottacus's technology. be grateful.
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unoriginal joke
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Jenny Bloomfield. Cats in the Meadow.
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he 100% meant fight
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*fictional male character who’s old and shitty and emotionally constipated and has a dedicated fanbase of people that lust after him*
you know I just don’t see the appeal, personally. not my thing I guess but I’m glad y’all are having fun
*the exact same character but as a butch lesbian*
oh.
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damn we got 9/11 tomorrow
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i wish there were more than 24 hours in a day and beverages were $1 and growing up didn’t hurt so much
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Guy who spent too much time on tumblr ans thinks this is a brave statement instead of a regular one : well I personally DON'T actually want to be erotically murdered
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me too wade, me too
bonus:
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where's that picture that ruined my life
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Something something, living rent free in my mind and such, anyway I love them.
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