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just occurred to me that at the start of this episode d'Artagnan and Constance are making out in the bath, Athos and Sylvie are hooking up in her quarters, and Porthos and Aramis are... playing with blindfolds and phallic objects together I guess

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how is Louis not hearing evil Rupert Everett unsheathing a dagger 2mm from his head????

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granted, you have no wife and child, but I'm pretty sure Aramis counts as your husband at this point buddy

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throwing a diamond into the dirt for the workers to find is more like it, Porthos

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not sure why Porthos is the one doubting Sylvie and her dad's politics

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I feel like Porthos and Aramis lying on the floor together, giggling, with their arms half around each other post-explosion should be a metaphor for something

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never mind, he too has seen Aramis with kids and his resolve is weakening

ohh Porthos is not forgiving Aramis for leaving

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ohh Porthos is not forgiving Aramis for leaving

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the showrunners were like. huh. how can we make the fans even hornier for Santiago Cabrera? dress him as a monk and make him good with kids

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everyone is back and everyone has a lot of hair

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Athos, d'Artagnan, Treville, and Milady are all discussing how to deal with Rochefort's blackmail attempts while Aramis... what? Apologises to Porthos for the betrayal????

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WHAT was that reaction to Aramis confessing about the Queen and the Daupin????

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Aramis just yeeting Porthos' half sister across the hall when he's trying to save the girl

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protect Porthos at all costs, he's so sweet and everyone treats him so badly

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let Porthos kill shitty brother-in-law. as a treat.

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oop Aramis on his feet and yelling the second shitty brother-in-law spits at Porthos

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takes the hubby with him to meet his dad