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Nekoma boys (as your roommate) would react to accidentally seeing you masturbate and moaning their name?

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𝘗𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨: Nekoma x Reader

𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘳𝘦: NSFW Headcanons

𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: NSFW 18+, Post timeskip, voyerism

𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵: 461

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Part 1: Karasuno || Part 3: Shiritorizawa

Got another request! I have been having terrible writers block lately, but finally managed to write something I felt good about

Requests are Open

NSFW Below the cut

Kuroo

Kuroo would stop in his tracks in the hallway, he would make sure he heard what he heard by looking through the crack in your door

After… just making sure, for a short while he had an idea. He opened the door a bit more so that he could slink in

“Hey, y/n” He looked at your beautiful body. “Maybe I can join you” He smirked nervously. There was an awkward pause. Equal possibility of him jumping on you or out the window

Kuroo waited until you gave him that “go ahead” look and he did in fact jump on you

He had you screaming his name by the end of the night

Kenma

Kenma would be surprised; he thought about you occasionally, but he never thought that you would think about him

He sneakily made the crack in your door wider so that he could have a better look at your body sprawled upon your bed.

Kenma didn’t want to disturb you, so he stayed in the hallway watching, slowly pulling his own pants down.

Kemna gently stroked his own cock in time with your moves, leaning on the door frame to keep himself up

The two of you got closer and closer to an unintentional mutual orgasm as you moaned out Kenma’s name loudly and he covered his hand with his cum

Lev

Lev would be flustered as all hell; he dreamed about the day that you would even think about kissing him let alone having sex

He would 100% knock something over, which would lead you to realize that your door had been open.

You would call out his name, seeing if he was there. He would open the door slightly his face red as cherries

Lev would stammer out that he hadn’t seen anything, an obvious lie, but he was ever so slightly creeping closer to your bed unconsciously until he bumped into it

You sat up and pulled him into your bed where he helped you with your fantasy of sleeping with him

Yaku

Yaku would be beside himself, without really thinking he would open your door catching you mid moan

The two of you stared at each other, your hearts beating wildly, until Yaku made the first move, diving to join you on your bed

Yaku practically ripped off his own clothes, he had been hoping for a moment like this since you moved in together

Yaku was not one to think of the consequences of his actions until he had been finished with them, but god did he make you feel good

The two of you were up until dawn just trying every possible way he could think of, if this was a one time thing Yaku wanted to make it count

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Dom Sub or Switch with Haikyuu Pt. 2

Masterlist

Note: This is my first time writing for most of these characters so I apologize if some of them come off as OOC

Warnings: sexual themes

Characters involved: Oikawa, Iwaizume, Atsumu, Osamu, Sakusa, Akaashi, Bokuto, Kenma, Kuroo, Lev, Ushijima

Oikawa Toruu

Switch.

Oikawa prefers being a dom but when he isn't constantly teasing his s/o and whispering suggestive things he likes being an utter brat as a sub.

Like I'm not even kidding he's a full-on fluttering eyes coy smile didn't mean to turn you on like that of a brat. Oikawa just loves driving his s/o crazy when he's submissive.

He does it either way when he's being dominant, but there's just something about driving his s/o to the point that they talk about (and actually do) punish him that he finds so amusing.

Iwaizumi Hajime

Dom.

Iwaizumi Hajime is a certified brat tamer and refuses to be anything but that. He just loves controlling situations and putting his s/o 'in their place' and sort of gets off on the power imbalance.

Literally won't sub. Iwaizumi might make his s/o think he's being submissive or just humours them for a bit but he never actually lets them take control. He just likes being the one who leads things.

Miya Atsumu

Switch.

Atsumu prefers being dominant in the bedroom, especially when his s/o looks all pretty and perfect for him to tease and manoeuvre around the house, but he also can't deny that it feels good to let his s/o take the lead.

He honestly doesn't mind switching between dom and sub and settles on one depending on his mood/the situation. Atsumu will literally dominate his s/o one day and beg them for release the other.

Miya Osamu

Dom.

Osamu doesn't prefer being dominant because of the power trip or anything, and he isn't really one for punishment unless his s/o really deserves it. The reason he prefers dominant is simple: it just comes naturally to him.

He just likes being the one to lead the situation and pick the position etc. Osamu doesn't really mind being submissive if that's something that his s/o wants, but he likes being dominant most of the time.

Sakusa Kiyoomi

Dom but secretly loves subbing.

It's no surprise that Sakusa prefers being in control. He just likes being able to choose how the situation plays out and what does and doesn't happen.

But, once his s/o is emotionally close enough to him and he's past the initial turmoil of being so physically close with someone, Sakusa actually loves being submissive and letting his s/o take the lead.

He prefers letting them do as they please while he whispers dirty, like absolutely filthy, things in their ears.

Akaashi Keiji

Switch.

Akaashi is either a brat tamer or a needy little sub who just wants to feel his s/o and there is no in between. When he's being dominant he can be absolutely mean and hold off for so long it's unreal. Probably has a thing for orgasm play/denial.

But when he's being submissive (which isn't very often but not rare either) he's the literal opposite and just wants to make love with his s/o. Like the slow sensual I'm in love with you and want nothing but you kind of love making.

Kōtarō Bokuto

Sort of switch but mostly sub.

Okay, hear me out. I know a lot of people will argue with this one but Bokuto is mostly submissive. He has his moments when he's dominant and absolutely feral at times, but outside of those moments Bokuto prefers letting his s/o taking the lead.

He likes being submissive because he just loves focusing on the feeling rather than actually pleasuring himself/his s/o. It might seem sort of selfish, but unless Bokuto wants to try something or feels like being in control he prefers just getting lost in the moment.

Lets out the prettiest moans too.

Kenma Kozume

Switch.

Like Bokuto, Kenma prefers being a sub because he likes receiving the pleasure without having to do much. Can be very shy in the bedroom at first so he likes just letting his s/o do as they please with slight protests when they do something he knows will have him coming undone too fast.

But he also is dominant as often as he is submissive. Once Kenma gets past the initial shyness he likes trying out new things and telling his s/o to do certain things (not exactly commanding because he's sort of not into that).

Kuroo Tetsurou

Utter tease of a dom.

Kuroo loves being dominant in the bedroom. Honestly, it's more so because he gets to be absolutely perverted and try out new things. Kuroo doesn't really mind being submissive as long as his s/o is doing something that interests him. Aka 'basic' things (I swear he'll call you basic if you suggest missionary) won't cut it for him.

And he's so casual with it too. His s/o will be all shy and flustered while he just casually talks about the filthy things he wants to try that night during breakfast.

10/10 teases his s/o in the bedroom. If someone gets Kuroo Tetsurou to shut up in the bedroom then they're practically godly or just know how to pleasure him right.

Lev Haiba

Dom.

Lev prefers being dominant in the bedroom but it's not because of the power trip or pleasure, etc. Lev prefers being dominant so he can watch out for both his and his s/o's pleasure.

He likes knowing that he's doing things right. It's not that he thinks his s/o isn't capable of pleasuring both of them, but Lev just likes knowing that his s/o is feeling good because of him.

Doesn't mind being submissive but might be sort of hesitant at first.

Ushijima Wakatoshi

Switch because he doesn't mind either.

Ushijima is honestly pretty simple in the bedroom. He doesn't care much about the position or who's in control as long as he knows both him and his s/o like what's happening.

He prefers being dominant but doesn't mind being submissive either. He's sort of curious to see how things pan out when he's submissive and isn't really into conducting experiments so he likes it when his s/o tries new things.

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Haikyuu!! New Official Art

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Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

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this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr 

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Omg this is ab-so-lute-ly hilarious! He even did the Pennywise dance! 

Longer version here: https://www.facebook.com/montay.tay/videos/10210798916157927/?hc_location=ufi

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Instagram MUAs will use anything as a brush 😤😤😤😂😂😂

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FUCK YES

MakoHaru in Tokyo  (♡＾▽＾♡) ||  Free! Take Your Marks [PV]

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remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life

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Kuroo: *at the tsukshima's door, holding a sign that says homecoming *

Akiteru: *opens door* oh-OH MY GOD! YES!

Kuroo: no, no! Tell your brother!

Akiteru: okey

Akiteru: *over his shoulder * KEI, I'M GOING TO HOMECOMING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND!

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Makoto Shinkai “Your Name” (君の名は) Promotional Poster

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