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I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

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I’m about to make a terrible decision.

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So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

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im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him

on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily a -30. he is nothing. he is a man in a sweater vest who eats cheese. he’s like a mormon fantasy.

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forbidden knowledge

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my life

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idc if Mulan was a girl that doesn’t cancel out the fact that for most of the movie Shang thought she was a guy and was attracted to her as such anyway my point is Shang is Bi and he likes fems 

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has someone already done this

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why do i have friends

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Also, someone pointed out that Still Breathing has been released 4 years from the day that it was announced Billie was going to rehab which just makes this song more beautiful

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Also, someone pointed out that Still Breathing has been released 4 years from the day that it was announced Billie was going to rehab which just makes this song more beautiful

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I’ve been in this fight since I was six years old. what if K2 defected on his own after he met a little boy named Cassian