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Tag the oc that has the most “just some guy” energy

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my forever favorite character dynamic of all time

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mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

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All found family shows have

Asshole with a heart of gold and self esteem issues

Really sweet character who's capable of murder and also has self esteem issues

Incredibly cool character who is the only one with a brain cell

Sassy and hiding pain

Milf

Furious bisexual

Only one capable of keeping a plant alive

and finally

Emotional support himbo

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Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

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Sometimes a family is a set of anxious twins, a pyromaniac, the only straight vampire in existence, a kinderwhore werewolf, a Jewish man and his dog, an eldritch horror, an autistic alchemist, a pirate who really loves her wife, a time traveling butch lesbian, and a Muslim girl who is very very tired of having the only braincell

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Tag the OC who clings to other OCs like a koala backpack.

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tag the oc that would buy a charcuterie board from the piggly wiggly

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tag the ocs that are roommates

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if you're a writer i wish u a very plot/story/character epiphany

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in my documence. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say. Words certainly

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"..."

"..."

"What?"

"Nothing, just..."

"..."

"You have really cool eyes."

"...thank you.."

"You're welcome!"

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tag the oc that messed up really badly but still did the right thing in the end

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tag the oc that's from a different time period than the one they currently live in

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Lia: *Screams*

Matt: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Avery: Should we do something?

Dana: No, I want to see who wins

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Dmitri: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Matt: Killed without hesitation.

Dmitri: No!