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So some people already have their Japanese version of EIA and lyrics are about to start floating around. Which is very exciting but also, we're about to get an answer to the baddie/body spitting ice/spinning eyes debacle.
(or not, depending on how they translated - if by actual slang/words or if by a Japanese equivalent to retain the sentiment)
#it actually is spitting ice????#what does that meeeeaaaaaan#provider#sleep token#even in arcadia#vessel i have questions
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Been singing it wrong the whole time
#lmaoooo#it must be kind of hard to read and respond to a sign while singing#he's so good at everything#i hate him (lie)#vessel#sleep token#granite live
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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.
I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.
On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."
Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.
And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."
I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)
this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad
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Today's sketch is Vessel token. He's my favorite person on Earth.
Had to stop myself because if not I would still be adding lines. Also, you don't realize how ugly flamingos are until you try to draw one.
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fresh, clean no-terf version for reblogs!
Your mom and aunts aren’t on tumblr. Please warn them about this as well.
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NEVER GIVE UP
#hey#hey i need to try this#i relate so much#like i'm in this picture and i don't like it#but that might work#thank you op
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this is what happens when tav is away
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It is undeniable that having a heavily gendered first language is detrimental to any effort in deconstructing gender, but I do appreciate 1. the diversity and 2. the whimsy it will bring in a conversation held in a language that is less gendered. Like all you English speakers will call small animals "little guys" and that's cute and all but I'm French. This mouse is a she/her.
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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
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I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance
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I think monsterfucking is about vulnerability. When you think about it
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why do they call them coins and not... tokens lmao
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every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion
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📸: @ soneysnaps
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I am begging everyone, please don't settle for someone who makes you feel bad about having a human body. And yes I do mean cellulite and body hair but also. Functioning intestines. Like I'm sorry but the person you're going to grow old with has to be someone that won't mind taking care of you when you get an indigestion. Or gastroenteritis. We never should have normalized the discomfort we put ourselves through to conceal digestive bodily functions. I am not joking, do not settle for someone you can't pass gas in front of.
#idk what to tag this as#relationship advice#????#i guess#i do mean it so bad though#people who would be mortified to fart in front of their partner#what a horrible life that must be
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A compilation of anti-zionist corvids taking down Israeli flags in occupied Palestine. Good work, comrades! [video]
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