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Can Such Things Be?

New York Sun, 6/26/1896, p 8.

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Wait, Does This Mean There Was a Right Girl?

New York Times, 6/25/1896, p5.

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I Have Only One Thing In Common With a Horse, And It Can’t Be Cured

New York Journal, 6/21/1896, p49

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Well, I Didn’t See That Coming.

Well well well, classified section of the St Louis Post-Dispatch, 6/16/1896, I see all the secrets of the future are just a few questions away...

Oh, wait a minute....

So do I become even more successful for $2?

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Too Soon.

Man, literally two weeks after a tornado sweeps through town, killing like 250 people.

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I Think You Mean for None of the People.

St Louis Globe-Democrat, 6/14/1896

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How Does That Even Work?

Buffalo Courier, 6/9/1896

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We’ve All Been There, Buddy.

Somehow, I don’t think this is permanent...

Buffalo Commercial, 6/9/1896

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What Are You Trying To Say?

I think you’re trying to tell me something, Waterbury Evening Democrat from Monday, June 15, 1896, but I can’t quite figure it out...

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Wait, Is This All One Product?

Brighto!

New Haven Morning Journal and Courier, June 6, 1896.

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That May Explain Things.

New Haven Morning Journal and Courier of Saturday, June 6, 1896.

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Why, Are You Blaming Me?

I think you’re being kind of judgemental, Philadelphia Times of Saturday June 13, 1896.  If you have a free hand, cast the first stone...

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Misplaced Priorities

This guy must be a master counterfeiter if he’s willing to waste a perfectly good slug on a pun.

Philadelphia Inquirer, 6/7/1896

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Nice Tries Finish Last.

Here we have William Adolphe-Bouguereau’s masterpiece, Nymphs and Satyr, which must have been a blast to paint.

Well, the Boston Post from Monday, June 5, 1896, is all . . .

A little bit of ...

And voila!

Take that bow!

....7/14/19 Postscript:

Damn, Daniel, the New York Herald gave it a whirl...

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The Cure For What Ails Ya

Well, hey there, Boston Post for Sunday, June 7, 1896, looks like an in depth article about one of America’s heroines, responsible for giving women the right to vote, thereby doubling the stupidity of the American electorate.  Well, let’s see what wisdom she can dispense to us....

Wait, what the fuck???

Jesus Christ, she’s a murderer!

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Grooming Works.

Well if it isn’t a young future savior.  I wonder how many devastating bon mots he’s lobbed at people by this time.

New York World, 6/7/1896

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Pass the Afterburn...

Ouch, Minneapolis Tribune, did the May 23, 1896, Vineland, New Jersey, Evening Journal kick your dog or something?