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You ever make something and then hesitate on hitting the “Post” button for weeks? Here’s my hesitation post - I’m gonna go hide

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She said: 😐

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“you- you betrayed us!!! All for these good for nothing creatures!? WHY!?!” Your commander screams at you in complete disbelief on how you could have any reason to betray your people, you then pull out a list that comically unfolded a few feet “where do I fucking start!!!”

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Free sok to sock, what a shockl

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“Let me make this perfectly clear. You are not saving my daughter from a dragon. She IS a dragon. You are going to protect her and keep her company until she learns how to control her magic.”

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I have no miss penny…

Im pennyless

i love asking my cat 'what's up?' or 'what is it?' or 'what do you want?' and getting that fancy feast stare back at me. girl has no idea what she wants or what is going on she's just experiencing it

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i love asking my cat 'what's up?' or 'what is it?' or 'what do you want?' and getting that fancy feast stare back at me. girl has no idea what she wants or what is going on she's just experiencing it

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I’ve heard mortal men argue for immortality before, but even the best of men I’ve ever seen ended in misery. That jolly, old, fat man who brought joy to poor children across the world, has been missing since the Great War. It is believed the cruelty consumed him. You would fare no better.

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Im sleep now

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The whole court sees it. The princess is cruel, vicious, and it will be a dark age for the land when she takes the throne. Alas, the law is clear that she is heir. But should a dragon take her, as dragons are want to do, and if you find the stupidest “hero” for the rescue mission…

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Elves declare war on humanity, but because usually other races live hundreds of years, and that’s the time they give humans to prepare. And they may be more agile, have better reflex and everything, but for the humans… Hundreds of years is a lot of time…

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dinners ready

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High Commander Prost looked over your report with mild confusion and extreme anger only kept in check by the confidence and patience demanded by his position.

You could feel the scales on the back of your spine stand up in fear when he finally looked up at you.

“Okay, let’s go over this one more time. Just to be sure I understand.”

You nod and resist the urge to turn invisible and release your bowls.

“So you were down in the holo deck.”

“Yes High Commander.”

“You start running simulations of some extinct species on record so you can play god.”

“Right again High Commander”

“Okay, I can understand the urge. I’ve indulged myself from time to time. However, and see this is the part where I have trouble understanding your reasoning, you decided to load up a simulation of Humans.”

“Yes High Commander.”

“And then proceed to tell them they’re extinct and only a computer simulation. You told the hardest to kill species in the universe that they were dead.”

“I wanted to see how they would react, High Commander.”

“And how did they react? I know you have it written here but I want to hear it from you.”

“They hijacked the computer AI and used it to get control off the cloning bays, the weapons system and the life support systems, High Commander.”

“And?”

“And used them to take over the lower hundred levels of your ship High Commander.”

“And after all that you thought it would be a good idea to come to me and let me know, in person, how much you fucked up?”

“No High Commander.”

“Then why are you here?”

“I’m supposed to negotiate the terms of your surrender High Commander.”

(and that is something humans would totally do.

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