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reblog if your name isn't Hans.
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
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Scientists have taught bingus to send emails
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everyone having a very normal time over at Queen City Deli
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POV you are an unspecified insect and I am the evil CEO in a 2000s animated film
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vesuvianite rose quartz
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Sometimes when people plates come back to the kitchen at my work I judge the shit out of the person based on the way they eat like I once saw someone who
ATE EVERYTHING BUT THE ENDS OF THEIR FISH FINGERS
And I have decided they are a physcopath
Wait wait wait I can say anything? With little recourse
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I am going to say so much shit omg here we go
Wait wait wait I can say anything? With little recourse
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Wait wait wait I can say anything? With little consequence
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HOW DARE YOU LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS
Me explaining my conspiracy theory to my friends that dream is an industry plant and all his content is staged and he's a hired persona of a bigger media company and that's why he emerged onto YouTube with a fuck ton of money and high quality production and immediate connections to bigger YouTubers and was propelled from 1k subs to millions of subs in under a year
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I like listening to “just the two of us” alone because like
wooooo yesss 🎶just the one of us🎶
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