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wine nights with james! this is their first one. i imagine they mostly get together to rant about rude customers at the restaurant. jessie tries to join but is usually out after the first glass

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Jude Duarte 🤝🏻 Annabeth Chase

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“kiss me until I’m sick of it”

oh cardan we all know you would never have gotten sick of it

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theyre greek give em greek noses

Rachel is the only character in pjo with a button nose and I will die on this hill. These bitches are GREEK and I firmly believe that if they only inherit a few things from their godly parent those things are heroic powers, the ability to tan well, and noses.

Percy’s looks like this >

Annabeth’s like this >

And at least one camper has this nose >

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Will: On a scale from 1-10, rate your pain.

Percy: pi

Percy: minimal but a never ending

Will: What the actual fuck

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aaaaa who is the artist of the zhongchi one pls

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um

"Rick Riordan stop killing blonds" challenge

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ECKHCAT 

Eckhart Cat Café AU

*claps hands* OK SO

The duke and duchess(Evelyn) run a cat café together

All of their children are cats

The duke is a cat person and responsible for like 99% of the strays that end up at the café no that is nonnegotiable

Penelope was a kitten on the streets whose mother was sick and died of starvation as well

The duke found her bc Yvonne scampered out and they have a tracker on the pink-haired sibs bc they are escape artists

So the duke with his bleeding cat lover heart brings kittylope back, with kittylope snuggling up and being all cute

She is a prolific mewer- uses that and kitty eyes to beg for food

Fights with Reynold a lot

likes to bap his nose and patpatpat away

Also hisses and acts feral with him

In retaliation, he kicks her out of the tallest part of the MEGA CAT TREE(the equivalent of the attic)

Reynold was scolded after he shoved her out and she went smack onto the floor

Kittylope can and will nom at Derrick's tail- she likes to grab at it

He's like "no" and pushes her face down with his front paw

But BC THIS IS MY AU DERRICK IS NOT A BITCH

He'll let her and Yvonne clamber all over him and he sits there like "this is fine"

Derrick is an Ojos Azules breed, known for their distinctive blue eyes, and he has dark fur

Yvonne and Reynold are both Ragdolls

Kittylope. SCREECHES- she is a babie munchkin, looks white but a closer look reveals she has very faint ginger patches, like the Ragdoll sibs

THE WIDEST MOST INNOCENT LOOKING EYES EVER

Derrick has a dark blue collar with a green diamond-shaped resin charm

Penelope and Reynold have collars with teal-blue charms, Penelope's collar being deep purple while Reynold's is orange

Yvonne has a light blue collar with a yellow bow

Evelyn does the thing where if you watch Jun'sKitchen he's cooking and he lets his cats smell the ingredients

The duke is soft. yes. he knits. this is my headcanon rn babyyyy

he knits little sweaters and hats for the kittens and Evelyn posts them on Instagram and Twitter smth

they all have little cat socks- Reynold has to be wrestled into wearing them

Yvonne can be found just sleeping in the duke's basket of yarn when she finds it, bc its warm!! and yarn!!

Derrick though hates the sweaters as much as he hates getting dirty

cant do anything abt that

Derrick likes to scamper to the duke's old friends when they visit bc they give good scritches

Penelope is mostly in a cat sling in Evelyn's chest at the beginning

Bc she kept running around and skidding everywhere and trying to escape

SHES BEEN CORRUPTED BY THE PINK SIBLINGS

There are videos of Kittylope kneading that have gone viral

#kittylopebaker

Especially since the duke knitted pillows that looked like bread where she was like "hm yes mine now" and yoinked them to her bed

She has a tiny outfit a fan sent: a little apron attached to the collar, with the tiniest embroidery reading "#1 cat baker", and a baker hat

Yvonne also has her own spotlight of fame- there is a picture of her holding down the duke's hand when he's about to stop patting her

it got turned into a popular meme template

"When happy chemical is leaving"

Reynold is this universe's version of CatJAM, he got turned into a twitch emote

Derrick was a show cat- he has awards but is retired

Derrick and Penelope are the only ones who are allowed to get basket rides with Evelyn when she does small grocery runs or visits her friends at the local university on her bicycle

The other two love escaping too much

Emily is studying to be a veterinarian, she's the assistant of the vet they take the cats to

Winter is one of the duke's friends through his father, pretty young and all the kitties love him

Yvonne and Penelope like him bc he gives treaties

I love this au sm

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CALLISTO IS DOWN BAD

Love how Callisto forgot that he sliced Penelope's throat, but remember her confession

he's really down bad

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coming up with the plot of an isekai is so fucking easy she was your average korean woman and she got hit by a truck because she didn't look or whatever when crossing the street BUT GET THIS her soul transmigrated into the body of a young beautiful noblewoman despised by all around her looking into the mirror she saw a face she immediately recognized from the cover of a trashy romance novel her best friend back on earth forced her to read - it was the face of the villainess who tormented the angelic female lead of the novel and was executed for it thank god she was in a child's body so she still had more than enough time to turn around the plot of the novel only one problem her father and brothers were abusive cold-hearted men so she had to act cute and suck up to them in order to get by luckily with the power of love she melted their icy hearts or whatever and their love for her reached obsessive levels they spent so much money on her and wouldn't allow anyone to so much as touch her kinda sus if you ask me but moving on her maid and knight are so loyal and submissive to her its also past normal levels she has virtually no flaws at this point her mana levels are incomprehensibly high she could blow up the whole kingdom if she wanted to she is incredibly popular she prevented the great war or some other important political achievement life is an absolute bore that's just how great she is that's when our male lead enters the chat you can practically smell him that's how generic he is he's the best swordsman in the whole wide world he spends all his time training and when he isn't training he is reading he is a duke's son smart rich emotionally unavailable has some hidden trauma related to his mother and was abused as a child anything you could want in a man you see and also did i mention the black hair? because he has black hair and although he is hated by all the world his servants think he's like the Best Guy Ever (TM) not sure how he gets them to believe that since he's been pretty darn rude every time he's met our female lead but oh look a shot of his sweaty torso maybe he's not so bad after all don't our protagonists make a lovely couple?

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is this not that teen titans episode

if not teen titans then we bare bears

Callisto: For the next 72 hours we're going to live off whatever nature send our way

Callisto: See that stream? That's our drinking water

Callisto: See those berries? That's our breakfast

Penelope: See that skeleton?

Penelope: That's our future

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OH MY GOD

Headcanon #33

Siyeon brothers are trying to find out more about their sister: what kind of person is she, what she loved, what she hated, what hurt her. Desperate, they begin to talk about the past, about how they treated their sister all this time, making her feel superfluous and unnecessary in the family.

Both are gnawed by a deep sense of guilt, they are hurt by the realization that each of their misdeeds and insulting words thrown in her direction left a deep wound in Siyeon ’s heart, which greatly affected her. Because of them, the girl withdrew into herself and tried never to share her experiences and pain and to avoid any simple manifestations of affection.

Trying to fully understand what they had done, the brothers began to study her life before she came to their family and after.  And a week later, they found out about the very game that the sister was playing shortly before she got to the hospital.

And at first, the younger one sarcastically jokes about the “stupid girly game” and reluctantly plays, constantly commenting on the nonsense that is happening. The older brother is silent or angry when he can’t get win to at least a simple ending, wondering who could have thought of such dialogues and such logic of the characters’ behavior (and went to Google the passing). But suddenly he notices that there is a character in the game who is very similar in tragic fate to Siyeon - Penelope Eckart.  Perhaps because of guilt and shame, but they become interested, and they try to pass the game for the sake of a good ending for Penelope.

Only the younger one tried the Callisto route, and the older one tried the Winter route and they constantly argued about which of the men was better and more worthy of Penelope.

And once again arguing with each other, they go to bed… And in the morning… Wake up as Derrick and Reynold Eckart.

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You know what would be painful? Og!Penelope with platonic hanahaki. The targets are the Eckarts. I feel like the Eckarts are the type to feel remorse for what they did after she died; none of them wished to drive her to death.

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They found her in the morning, body cold and still on her bed. The scream of her personal maid alerting the entire household, calling the Eckhart men to the fake Princess's bedroom. Her body was overflowing with pink camellias(yearning, they said), bloodied lilies(the restored innocence of the soul), and purple hyacinths(sorrow and regret). Yellow chrysanthemums stretched out from her skin(loneliness), twining around her limbs. Hands folded over her stomach, dressed in a white gown. And upon her mouth was a singular burgundy rose. Unrequited love.

She had suffered for some time, it was clear. Rose thorns had thrived in the recesses of her lungs, tearing up the delicate tissue within. And with that knowledge, the duke crashed to his knees, horrified. How the child he had brought in 6 years ago, on the cusp of adulthood, had died a slow and painful death in his household like this.

He wept and begged. But the child was still.

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About something of ditoeftv/vadtd...

I don't understand why some comments saying that Eckles truly loved Penny and, in a some way, was pure... I mean, I understand that we all have our own interpretation of what love is, but... in my opinion, true love is when you build a relationship without ulterior motives and trust, but most important, when you fall in love with someone because of their true self. Eckles don't love Siyeon Cha (this is the real name of MC), he loves Penny's fake mask.

From the beginning, they both wore masks to interact with each other. They both had their own ulterior motives that they never spoke of it. Penny only wanted Eckles' interest, not his love. Meanwhile, Eckles at first wanted to try to kill her to escape and, later, he changed his mind and only tried to use her. Eckles knew from the beginning that Penny only wanted to use him for something, while Penny was slow to realize that Eckles was only pretending to be her knight. The worst mistake of the two was not putting the cards on the table.

Anyway, Penny just cared about raising the interest without paying attention to him (and I don't blame her, after knowing what the true objective of the game is, it's clear to me that the ancient magicians didn't care so much about the male protagonists, especially about his feelings. Why play with their feelings if there are other ways to increase their confidence?). Meanwhile Eckles, knowing that Penny was only using him, played his rol along until he became obsessed with her. But as I mentioned earlier, he only became obsessed with her fake mask. In fact, it is certain aspects, their personalities are similar and I firmly believe that this is what caused them to fail to trust each other.

I make a parenthesis:

This post is not for talking shit about Eckles, because seriously, he was the only one (along with Callisto at a certain point) who kept the main intention of the plot: a dangerous ML that could cause the death of Penny. I started reading this novel precisely because I liked the plot surrounded by death and the premise of an female lead vs. very dangerous male leads. I love this novel and and I consider it one of my favorites, but I won't deny that at a certain point the adrenaline of feeling that one ML could cause death was lost. I think it was the fact that the novel became more of a psychological drama and the thriller was shelved, although there were times it did reappear. But later I will write about this (this paragraph has a lot of text xD). And yes, I like plots with male leads that act like predators or grim reapers; who are we to judge(?

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Continuing with my point, Eckles' color bar was very dark (it almost looked like the color black) long before "Yvonne" appeared. I mention this because I will make a contrast with Derrick. This dude had a sick love for Penny, to the point that she mentions that she noticed how the magenta bird that he had in a cage in his office was an allegory of her. My point: Why did this mf have a color bar with light colors (orange, yellow and red) and not an almost black bar like Eckles?

As much as I think about it, I only have this conclusion: Derrick didn't become dangerous to Penny, unlike Eckles. In the novel we can see that Eckles' feelings are obsession and hatred, meanwhile Derrick only felt guilty about his own feelings for Penny. Yes, his love is sick but not enough to harm her (lol this seems justification, but no, I just want to understand the difference in the color of their bars).

Then, we have the side stories, where we see that Eckles has followed Penny in her archology activities for 5 years, without her knowing. I've seen people misrepresenting this spoiler, saying that he felt the need to protect her and he was protecting her from the dangerous monsters that appeared in the area... People... plis read the novel again! He admits that he followed her because he was curious because he had negative feelings towards her, a need to kill her. He admits that he felt bored because he had lost his memory, so when he felt those feelings for her, he started to follow her because he was curious. Then, Penny deduced that he was keeping her alive precisely because if she died then he would lose that curiosity.

So why would a person who "truly loved" Penny only feel the need to kill her?... In my opinion, he wanted to kill Siyeon because she had ruined Penny's fake mask. In the novel we can see that he is truly obsessed with this side of Penny, but he starts to feel more frustrating every time Siyeon starts being like her and not like the mask. Of course, there was also the matter that he couldn't see her with Callisto, but remember his bar was dark before he saw Callisto with Penny. In addition, Eckles' initial hatred for Penny was because she bought him.

Besides, I don't believe the fact that Eckles wouldn't have turned yandere if Penny had reciprocal feelings. Just look at Callisto, he would have hurt Derrick in the side stories if it weren't for the fact that he didn't bring his sword (and another things xD). The good thing is that, in the end, by interacting with Siyeon and not a fake mask, he decides to let go of those feelings and continue on his way.

Before making my conclusion I just want to add a piece of information:

Gwon Gyeoeul, the author of the novel, has other published books, but with a certain characteristic in all of them: the author really likes to deal with the topic of obsession.

Thus, in my conclusion: Eckles' role is playing an obsessed male lead but in a very dark way. That "love" he feels is an obsession not simply because of his true nature or some of Penny's "decisions", but because the author loves that topic. He even accepts that what Penny called violence was love for him. In the side stories, when Penny interacts with Eckles, a thought crosses her mind, which makes me think that its more of a clarification from the author: she thinks that Eckles' personality is originally twisted and that fact was hidden during the normal route... So, Eckles had no "true or pure" love for Siyeon, but... for her fake mask, definitely, there was. Twisted, but there was.

Art credits: @eyesoffyou0003_

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I forgot I made this when Chapter 83's preview came out- his face is censored so we don't get pink eye from looking at Derrick

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i literally just read the novel when there arent any updates HELP

Derrick: *visits Penelope in prison*

Manhwa readers: Awww he went to see Penelope because he was worried and wanted comfort her

Novel readers:

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xiangling gif wallpapers because id die for her