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Nicholas Sparks adds 16 Splenda packets to his chicken salad.
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also, I do not "boof" my Concerta, I place it into a fine mesh tea infuser with a stack of botanical and fungal adaptogens and then gently decoct it into my enema waters
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#america#fuck elon musk#elon musk#donald trump#late stage capitalism#free luigi#elongated muskrat#cybertruck#anti facist#trending
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Credit to u/goteed:
“Comments like ‘just leave the country if you don’t agree with it’ come from a place of toxic patriotism. It’s this belief that to be a patriot means to blindly follow the leader. In reality the true patriot is the one that questions their leaders, especially the ones they support.
“Maybe they don’t care unless in impacts them in some way.”
This is exactly what it is. But don’t worry, their world is going to be impacted greatly as are all of our world. These fools have somehow been lead to believe that Trump is on their side., that it’s a war between the left and the right. They’re about to find out that their leader doesn’t give a damn about the left or the right. He, and even more so of his billionaire buddies, care about rich and poor. All of us that aren’t billionaires will suffer under their boots.
I feel we need to embrace that suffering because it’s the only thing that’s going to wake these cultists up and show them what their leader truly thinks of them. Then, and only then, will they see the cleansing power of pain.”
To quote Hunter S Thompson: “And I was thinking, God Damn you Nazi bastards. I really hope you win it, because letting your kind of human garbage flood the system is about the only way to really clean it out.”
#america#late stage capitalism#fuck elon musk#elon musk#elongated muskrat#donald trump#fuck trump#fuck the police#free luigi#hunter s thompson#classic quotes
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#america#late stage capitalism#elon musk#fuck elon musk#donald trump#fuck trump#hunter s thompson#doge#usaid#usaid funding freeze#classic quotes#free luigi#luigi mangione
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Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights.
If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not "inalienable" and they're not "rights."
We don't have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins.
And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with.
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