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I love Griff… he needed more screen time. We were robbed 🥲

Jon Bernthal | BTS of Baby Driver

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Started mine today… already dreading work tomorrow…

I think i should be able to have two days off from work for my period every month. I think this should be law

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SPOILERS FOR S&B SEASON 2:

Okay… can we just talk about how excited I was for season 2 of Shadow and Bone only to have them rush through books two and three without taking a single breathe.

•Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for seeing Aleksander on his back, but damn.

•The way they changed Baghra and David’s deaths. I was okay with David’s; it was a sweet change. However, they changed SO much about Baghra’s capture and death.

•There was ZERO build up to discovering the Firebird. Yes, I already knew it was Mal, but there was no adventure like the book.

•Staying with the “no adventure” thing, we got Sturmhond for an episode and then his big secret is revealed. WTH?!

•Mal and Alina… yup…

•And circling back… They’ve already killed Aleksander.

Edit: ALSO: the timeline is so messed up now. SoC is a whole other conversation.

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Just another day at a Chinese restaurant. Thank you for hosting us on the day the rest of the world shuts down ✡️

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THE HOBBIT MEMES

RELATIONSHIP MEMES

LORD OF THE RINGS MEMES

REBEL CIRCUS QUOTES

STORY TIME WITH UNCLE ARAGORN

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Bonus:

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Hearing Henry tell this story still cracks me up…

This kid is on a mission

This face says “They WILL put some respeck on my name today, by gawd!”

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Nothing Alike Masterlist [completed]

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Beautiful babes… I love Ravens

“ravens are symbols of death, demons, and the underworld”

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HENRY CAVILL NO.1 BOTANICALS

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Credit to babygirlcavill on tictok

I got Marshall 😏😏 who did you get?

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All of my Mistborn / Keep Venture images in one post!

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Hot Luthadel Dating Tips!

Want a love story that will last for ages?  Become the hottest couple on Scadrial with these simple tips!

Tip #1: Catfish Him.  There’s no stronger foundation for a relationship than lies about your name, financial situation, and motives!  He’ll be falling for you in no time.

Tip #2: Eliminate the Competition.  Is there another woman in the picture?  Does he have a family?  Is he religious?  Kill his god, his father, his brother, and his fiancee, and you’ll be married in no time!

Tip #3: Let Him Bleed Out.  If he gets stabbed in front of you, and you have the power to fix it, choose to let him die!  Boys like girls who play hard to get, so be sure to cause the literal apocalypse rather than spare a fragment of your attention to help him

Tip #4: Get Him to Join Your Dad’s Cult.  If he’s not publicly announcing that he worships you as a demigoddess, what is even the point?  Don’t ask outright, just keep assassinating people until he has no choice but to convert.

Tip #5: Make Him His Own Antithesis.  Does he believe power derives from consent of the governed?  Is he a pacifist who tries to solve everything with negotiation?  He’ll love it when you declare him an all powerful emperor, conquer the known world in his name, and kill anyone who disagrees!

Follow these easy tips, and you’ll be together for the rest of your lives!

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