im fuckin hilarious tbh
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How much you guys think north spent on in app purchases tonight
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walter white has no chill
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I just saved this bby new born deer. and I’m crying bc it kept following me.
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Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
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Middle aged men are so freaked out about seeing lesbians in public because they’re used to seeing them at 3am on a computer
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In my high school English class we read a story about this woman who killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg and then while she was waiting for the cops to come she cooked it and then fed it to them so the murder weapon was gone. I aspire to be that woman.
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Stop whatever the hell you are doing right now and see this! Super Mario to a violin.
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