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tomorrow’s the big day

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Today is a national holiday!  On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo!

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You eat sand! 

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i wanted to see how many filters i could use on dr phil before it would atop recognizing it as a face so here it is

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yall: tumblr is muting blogs!!! make sure ur posts are uploading or else ur followers might not be able to see ur blog!!!!!!

me, knowing full well that nobody has looked at my actual blog page in the history of mankind: word?

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Teacher: Can I see your homework? Me: Haha no way loser do your own

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girl: good afternoon

thirsty boyz: it is a good afternoon haha you are always speakin the truth that’s why i like you =) you’re not like most girls you always tell it like it is and don’t care about other people’s opinions. how are you so cool haha =) anyway i just wanted to let you know you’re a real cool chick you know that right? and you’re really cute btw haha =) 

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So i saw a post a few days ago about neurotypicals who say that stim/fidget toys make you *less* focused and how fucked that is and it got me thinking of an analogy.

So you know when you try on a friend’s glasses and you can’t see shit???? Their glasses make your vision worse, right? But you realize that it’s because YOU DON’T NEED THEM. You might mention or make a joke about how blurry things are for you, but you still understand and appreciate that the glasses help your friend see, even though they aren’t good for you personally.

So when you try your friend’s tangle or fidget cube and claim, as a blanket statement, that it makes you *less* focused and that your friend should stop using it for that reason?? You’re being just as much of an asshole as if you tried on your friend’s glasses and said “wow, you know these ACTUALLY make your vision WORSE, right???” because you’re assuming that your experience is the same as theirs when it’s really, really not.

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you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

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you though this was gonna be a christmas post? guess again bitch! happy hanukkah! may your latkes be delicious and you have a blessed holiday season! אני אוהב את כולכם כל כך !!!

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I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

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Audre Lorde saying “what woman here is so enamored of her own oppression that she cannot see her heel print upon another woman’s face?” has been my mood for the last few weeks

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reblog with the dumbest mistake you made the first time you played Pokemon in the tags

Oh my gosh these are the greatest

and my personal favorite