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“ beetlemoth’s loyal fans have been sending our magazine heaps of questions for you boys. let’s get started, shall we? let’s find out what your fans have been dying to ask … ”

EXCLAIM! MAGAZINE’S Q&A WITH BEETLEMOTH, JUNE 10, 1996:

reader question: hello, micky! my name is donna and i am 20 years old, writing from france. who would you say is the nicest member of beetlemoth? micky: bonjour, donna. it would have to be linus. but i’m quite nice too. :)  reader question: who is the worst to share a bunk with? linus: yeaaaaaah!!! i like sharing a bunk with all of them! but don’s full-frontal nudity takes a bit of getting used to. you just have to know which way he’s facing and kind of stay in your little area. if you don’t want to brush against anything… reader question: donovan, which member of beetlemoth is the most horny? donovan: it’s a common misconception to tag micky as the horniest member because he does that thing with his eyes, you know, that thing that soils all the girls’ knickers. but it’s jaime. it’s got to be jaime. that guy just doesn’t get any. it’s sad, actually. it makes me sad. reader question: hello, my question is for jaime. jaime you are so cute! if you had to rescue only one of the members from a burning building, who would you save? jaime: myself.

“ that’s it for now, readers. i hope that tickled your fancy !!! SEND IN YOUR QUESTIONS for a chance to have them answered by your favourite band. ”

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MISSING  !

THEM  !

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> EXCERPT FROM A LATE NIGHT RADIO SHOW [ CLIP 1 / ??? ]

ON MASTURBATION.

fan 1: how old were you when you started playing? jaime: what, with ourselves? [ clip 2 ] fan 2: what do i do to get people to stop thinking that i masturbate? micky: kill ‘em. jaime: there’s nothing wrong with it, just tell them they’re square dorks if they don’t wank all the time.

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damon: i can’t actually get in here. *toot toot* graham, softly: prhess suhm buht’ns damon: well i am but—so i’m—pretend i’m in here…and…this is what would happen!!!

@brayborn this is 4 u

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                        “  So we’re, like, karmically cool !!  “

“I've been doing aerobics since '82. Ever since I read those articles about it in Rolling Stone. Did you know they have competitive aerobics championships?”

                  – ROLEPLAY BLOG FOR AHS 1984′S MONTANA DUKE –                          { 80s RP // oc & au & crossover friendly // indie & ready to party }

“I know it may sound silly to you, but I'm gonna be the greatest aerobics competitor of all time. I'm Montana, by the way.”

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tfw u realise u fall into a lot of the same writing patterns & often use the same metaphors but you don’t have enuf brain cells to come up with anything more clever

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( hi! sorry for sending you an ask i would have done it via message but it's not working at all for me. anyway, i appreciate how realistic your muses seem! i enjoy how you call out their obnoxious efforts; makes them seem super realistic. also, i don't know if you know we happy few but linus reminds me a lot of nick lightbearer from the game! another band player who uses drugs a lot because he hates himself / wants to forget. )

aww wow! thank you for that, it means a lot! i’ve been trying to gain my muse back ‘round here and that’s super nice to hear. i watched a playthrough for we happy few when i was high as hell and remember being entranced by all the colours! the plot, on the other hand….i don’t remember very well. hahaha that game was cool though. i like that. i’m going to look into this nick and see if i can draw some inspiration from him. you’re the coolest!

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just sittin’ here reading my old threads....

and i miss this little fuck so much !! he’s so annoying

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i cannot believe this

i thot the beatles died