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Ice age woman making the first discovery of kink when she gets ambushed while out hunting by a woman from a neighboring clan who rips down her thick animal hide coat and hold a stone knife to her exposed chest saying in a language that she understands some but not all of the words of that she will skin her like an elk and she without thinking hits her with the 🥺 face
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WHY do so many zoomers refer to the early 2010s as the early 2000s it's so weird and common lol
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Coworkers will literally have the most dogshit takes and then say condescending shit like "you'll realize when you're older" as if the 20 years you've lived longer than me gave you any wisdom at all like I'm already more ideologically consistent than you are. You're literally a landlord and an employer as a side gig and complain about your minimum wage workers being lazy. Like shut uppppp. You're anti tattoo and think all women should give birth what the fuckkkk
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the author's barely disguised desire to be in +5 to 15 degrees celsius weather
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month
#the month i got dumped and bit by a dog and its still not over jesus Christ#well next month will be epic though. much in the works
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It’s so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don’t!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp
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MEGAN THEE STALLION Love Island USA — S7E15
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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you
Don't get involved in things you don't understand
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daily deltarune #87
the next big(pig) thing
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Yall wanna see cope the likes nobody has ever seen?

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bite my phone cord and lick my fingy
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