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Commission for my great friend Jamie! Blessed soul

My commissions are open! Please shoot me an ask if you are interested!

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Nightingale’s eyes Can free the ties On our hands

Craven master spies— Can they find The key that can unlock the past?

Re-uploading my previous Leliana, post-corrective surgery. :P Unanimous feedback said that she looked a bit swollen, so I adjusted accordingly.

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Official Hiatus Post

So, as some may or may have noticed yesterday, my attention complex has gotten the better of me again. I feel ignored and excluded on all of my RP blogs, so I’m taking some time off.

If you need to contact me, you can find me in various places;

personal blog: blessmyblushingbuttcheeks dA: Jaimz-AG Skype: insertwittyusername Kik: jaimz.AG LINE: melu_melu

I don’t know when I’ll be back. I love RPing, but I spend most of my time on these blogs sat like a lemon feeling like nobody actually cares. I hope I can come back feeling a little better.

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Mun's favourite selfies for Munday

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I used to enjoy RPing so much

but now it’s just eating away at my mental health

I think I’m gonna take a break

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I’m sat here fucking sobbing

because I feel so excluded

I have this stupid fucking attention complex

and I feel like nobody ever comes to me first

and my ADD and anxiety stop me from being able to go to everybody else

so I just sit here like a fucking lemon

I feel like nobody actually cares about me or my characters

people just go “oh it’s another rp blog” and follow without actually taking anything in

and so I’m just

passing garbage as you scroll your dashes that you don’t actually pay any attention to

like how I ask repeatedly that people specify a muse with starters and asks but BASICALLY NOBODY FUCKING DOES

I’ve explained over and over that I can’t work with that and I just get ignored

starter calls only ever get one or two likes

something like 95% of memes I reblog get ignored

I don’t know why I bother

well

I do

cause I really really want to play my OCs

but I don’t know why I keep up the hope that anybody actually really wants to rp with me

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everybody here seems to be so close

I feel like an outsider

just sat here watching and wishing somebody gave a shit

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Send me one guess and I’ll rate it:

NO WAY | MEH | NOT BAD | MMM | YEAH BABY | FUCK YES RIGHT NOW

Guess my muse's turn-ons

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would anybody be interested in a thread w Samdor and/or Gheva??

I wanna try and flesh them out a little more

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Send in sexy pictures of your Muse to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts..

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Send me a ❤ if you’d like to ship our muses.

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Some Cute Sentence Starters

"I'm sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes"

"You're beautiful, you know that?"

"If I could, I would kiss away all your scars"

"You're all I've ever wanted"

"You're...magnificent"

"I think I might be falling in love with you"

"Everything about you can be described in one word. Perfect"

"My life would be so boring if you weren't in it"

"I have something to say. Three words, eight letters. I...got food."

"Your lips look so soft. I could kiss them all day long"

"We should get a puppy!"

"We should get a kitten"

"He/She is nothing compared to you"

"I need to choose a pet name for you. Any ideas?"

"I hate seeing you unhappy so now I'm going to do everything I can to cheer you up. Even if it means making a fool of myself"

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ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴇᴅ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ (sᴏᴍᴇ ɴsғᴡ).

❝I was hoping you would have like a gnarly scar. Add character… And mystery.❞

❝You’re slutty, not easy. There’s a difference, semantically.❞

❝Oh I just want to put her in a bag of rocks and drop her in the river.❞

❝I’m all about giving. I’m like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa.❞

❝Seriously, enough clitorference.❞

❝If grateful paid the bills, we’d all be fuckin’ Bill Gates!❞

❝I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.❞

❝The system’s fucked.❞

❝Do not defend your boner to me right now!❞

❝This one got away, but I swear to you I will die before I see that happen again. I will keep you safe.❞

❝I’m feeling some sapphic vibes comin’ off you.❞

❝Why did you take us to a gay bath house?❞

❝You know I can promise you that I’ve never been saner than I am right now.❞

❝I have mastered the art of shutting people off.❞

❝I made her come vaginally. Do you even know how hard that is to do? My point is…I don’t even know what my point is anymore.❞

❝You live on a slippery slope, kid, but for some reason you keep doing rain dances. Good luck.❞

❝I think I’ve moved beyond stress to something more deeply disturbing.❞

❝I love you and I fucking hate you.❞

❝Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?❞

❝Lesbian request denied.❞

❝That’s what love is like       it’s like coming home.❞

❝You got some fucked up priorities.❞

❝It’s not like I’m exactly overwhelmed with the possibilities.❞

❝Too hetero?❞

❝You’re supposed to be my family.❞

❝I always miss you until you’re here.❞

❝Don’t you fucking leave me.❞

❝Were you trying to pimp me out?❞

❝You know, another layer of icing on a shit cake does not make it taste good.❞

❝Oh, so here’s the thing     no.❞

❝Adventure is just hardship with an inflated sense of self.❞

❝No, this is divine retribution.❞

❝Do not project your conscience onto me.❞

❝I will fuck you. Literally.❞

❝I heart you.❞

❝You don’t just turn gay, you fall somewhere on a spectrum, like a Kinsey scale.❞

❝I would like to stress that I think this is truly fuckin’ stupid.❞

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Domestic Starters 2.0

"Do I smell breakfast or is that the house burning down?"

"Honey, you look tired. Go sleep."

"So I was driving past a pet store the other day and couldn't help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home."

"I want to move in with you."

"I think we should go house hunting. Buy a big family home on the beach or something."

"What do you think about children?"

"Our son/daughter got sent to the principals office today."

"Babe, can you explain to me what this is doing here?"

"You look like you could use a massage."

"I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It'll save water."

"I may have broken the dish washer."

"There's a spider in the shower!"

"I think I might be pregnant."

"I want to try for a baby."

"I want to adopt a child."

"You would make the perfect father/mother."

"Think about it. The little patter of children in our home."

"I want to marry you."

"What do you think about this color wall for our room?"

"Why is the bathroom overfilling with water?"

"Did you eat all my oreos?"

"We live together. You can't blame this on anyone else."

"I've got a romantic surprise for you."

"Let's just stay in bed."

"Get back into bed."

"Can you call in sick today?"

"I just want to lie here all day with you."

"Oh, there's no need to put a shirt on."

"I'm sick of doing all the chores!"

"We can't afford this!"

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What's my reputation? What do you think when you see my URL?

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Send (///д///) for my character's reaction to yours tripping, knocking mine over and landing atop them in a rather risque-like way.