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wearing my multitool on my carabiner tonight so if i hear a beautiful femme say "oh no the bartender forgot to open my bottle:(" i can say dont worry princess<3 and take the bottle fumble over it for ten minutes with my multitool smash it to pieces and walk away shaking and crying

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princess

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Deep Space Nine is thirty two years old today! Happy birthday to the show that fixed me AND made me worse

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i’m already emotional

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having a fixation on star trek in 2023 is like riding a horse-drawn carriage down the interstate

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i'm just going to go ahead and make this its own post. when kirk teases spock he is SO GENTLE. "why mister spock are you feeling emotion?" and he lets spock do the vulcan equivalent of giggling and kicking his feet and going "haha nooo silly i'm a VULCAN i don't do that!!" and kirk's like "oh my apologies mister spock of COURSE not" and then they make consensual loving eyecontact with one another while smiling. when BONES senses blood in the water (spock having an emotion) he will grab spock by the scruff of his fucking neck and shake until dead. like a dog with a squirrel.

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In engineering straight up reversin it. And by it. Well let’s just say. The polarity

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the first episode of star trek tng:

hi everyone! meet the crew! wow, this guy's got a temper. this one's an android! uh-oh, a spooky alien has appeared!

the first episode of star trek ds9:

post-traumatic stress disorder

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People only like the idea of trickster spirits. "Oh, I could deal with them, easy." But once they meet one in person it's suddenly "wow, this guy sure is annoying."

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I’m having all my wants and desires surgically removed tomorrow

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every time a tos episode implies that Kirk or Spock would have better lives outside of starfleet (ie the paradise syndrome, this side of paradise) I’m just like. Lies!!!!! those bitches are the kind of workaholics that are addicted to being miserable and they love it. they like being stressed out so much that they literally canonically have to take turns tricking each other into using their vacation hours. Eden-like planets my ass.

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“why is garak Like That” well for the first two seasons it’s because he’s on drugs. after that it’s because he’s not on drugs. hope this helps!

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it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows