Maege Mormont, neck deep in bogwater: this is stupid
Howland Reed, standing on a lily pad: i agree
Maege: WHAT the FUCK how long have you been there
Howland: long enough to be awkward
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Maege: ...you don't get out much, do you?
Howland: last time i left my castle i killed the greatest warrior of my generation
Howland: i don't go out anymore
Howland: how's Ned? And Robert? And Jon Arryn?
Maege: uhh sit down buddy
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Howland and Ashara being Meera and Jojen’s parents is good and should be canon BECAUSE
Meera could be Sword of the Morning
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😏 hashara time 😏
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meow
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I love how people are like Jason Todd was a demon child and all the other robins were angels compared to him like lmao robin!Jason was a fucking delight what do you mean
Dick showed up at the manor with a blue stuffed animal elephant and the rage of 100 men and the only thing thats changed is that the elephant is grey now
Tim showed up with blackmail on the fucking Batman and bullied him into accepting him as robin
Damian popped up on the doorstep holding a fucking katanna
Meanwhile robin!jason was jumping from building to building squealing robin magic! and would spontaneously hug Batman. he loved reading shakepeare knowledge and literally screamed golly jee willickers as the highest curse word in his vocabulary.
Robin!Jason was a goddamned fucking delight and all the other ones were the little demon children lmaooo
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everyone: arthur dayne is the greatest warrior of all time
howland reed loading poisoned darts into his blowpipe:
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Thanks for making this meme!!!
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why does everyone assume howland reed killed arthur dayne using some form of trickery or trap-setting or backstabbing or valyrian steel sawed-off. it’s entirely possible that someone trained specifically in the art of fancy knightfighting for their entire life just could not handle howland’s swamp tactics and straight up died idk
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Wake up, babe, new religion just dropped
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