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🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚I'm throwing eggs at you 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 egg attack

🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳 im cooking them faster 🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳than you can throw them

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Caleb Widogast | Critical Role fan art for my ongoing PC project.

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Traditional Hobbit garb does come with his own challenges . . . Sometimes you need help tying your cravat.

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fem!Bofur taking a break

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Use ur imaginations for what they’re saying <3

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is there a market for hobbit yaoi on here hello??

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Look at this insane fucking luck I had with my 10 pull this morning. I was sad when I pulled Seele but the The Herta popped up and I was like HUH

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excUSE you, that’s my emotional support unromanceable npc x oc ship

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what people don’t know about da:i is that it’s so much more than just another fantasy rpg. it’s about *friendship.* it’s about *faith.* it’s about collecting *rocks.* it’s about letting your companions fight the battle while you collect more *rocks.* it’s about finding the edge of the map while you look for *rocks.* it’s about completing countless quests because you were sweeping the area for *rocks.* it’s about my man serpentstone. it’s about my pal pyrophyte. it’s about

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i could find gay subtext in absolutely anything i could find gay subtext in the straightest thing ever created. im like those medieval scholars who insisted on finding christian interpretations of pagan ideas n text but. for gay ppl

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i know i say this every few months but oooogh nothing hits the way bagginshield does

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I always come back to them in the summer 🍃We have less than a week to wait

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I LOVE YURI AND YAOI !!!!!!!!

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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.