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Sorry Shmuel

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i hope luke knows he’s the funniest cast member

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i’m in tears over this video oh my god

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Love that the chosen gave Matthew autistic swagger like that

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Jesus: Alright, I'm going out and I've left instructions for all of you.

Simon P: But, Rabbi, mine just says "Peter, no."

Jesus: And you can apply that to any situation.

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Nazi propaganda and Trump propaganda are the same thing. Republicans are too busy licking boots to say anything.

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Reblog to make it die faster

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I love speed running line memorizing for possibly having to last minute go on stage (the actors fine now and able to perform but dear god that was a long panic attack)

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Ody's inventory cloak, iykyk

(click on image for better quality)

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"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

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the fundamental problem on this website is that if a homeless person tried to talk to most of y’all you’d be scared out of your minds

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Who needs therapy when there’s yapping on the coms

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I can’t get into it without outing myself and my job, but damn I wish people could figure out how to break the rules on their own. If you involve me, if you tell me you’re going to violate a contract, I am required to do something. I’m not a cop! I’m not a narc! You could simply not tell me this shit! I am begging you to not tell me! Don’t send me an email to my work address that says “I’m going to violate our contract, how would you suggest I do it?” Well first things first don’t fucking tell me