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you're so pretty. like, you're absolutely gorgeous. have you thought about tidying your room slightly to temporarily but significantly increase your quality of life? you are so beautiful

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WHY are there TEETH on my fyp

Not like, regular teeth, not teeth I expect, but shaking dentures with LEGS interrupting my doom scrolling hell

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Having someone match your wit or your weirdness without hesitation is actually so fucking comforting and fun.

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Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.

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very funny that the symptoms of blood loss include making you more uncoordinated and cognitively impaired. look at me i'm so cute and helpless and fucking dying.

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Gay culture is downloading Hinge and finding all your friends profiles

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The pain of crushing on a straight girl 😔

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Give me a date that’s just us playing Minecraft and for every diamond you mine for me I give you a kiss

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"it's okay to live with your parents as an adult if you're disabled" "it's okay if it's a cultural thing" "it's okay if you're trying to save mon-" shh. listen. it is okay for any reason. you don't need to have a justification. if your parents are alright with it and you're alright with it you can just do it. peace and love on planet earth etc etc

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at the end of the day I'm just a little guy. I'm a little guy at the beginning of the day also

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Here, to curse your eyes

Dear sci-fi and fantasy authors,

Please stop giving us reverse birth scenes.

I’ve seen this twice now and that is two times too many.

Meanwhile, men writing women? I don’t know what the fuck I just read, but it was not something I wanted to.

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A reverse birth is when for some reason the author decides an adult human should go back up inside of another adult human (to be reabsorbed I suppose?)

It’s an odd take on a sex scene gone wrong

I can pull up pictures of the pages 🤮

Dear sci-fi and fantasy authors,

Please stop giving us reverse birth scenes.

I’ve seen this twice now and that is two times too many.

Meanwhile, men writing women? I don’t know what the fuck I just read, but it was not something I wanted to.

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Taking 16 credits and looking at a job, told my mom and she said “I took 18 credits a semester while I was working and had a kid” (I am the kid)

Like ok, calm down. Let me be proud of my work here.

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