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🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
#it's hard not to know it they sing it every match 😊#it's been a very long month#we're both just grateful for everything#kermit promised to bring it back and she did so what else is there to do?#haha i don't think it will ever stop unless the next record is a clunker#i mean i know there are some with very strong opinions about what should and shouldn't be in her recent albums#but the wallet remains unbothered so 🤷🏻♀️#saying her eyes are tosca doesn't sound as poetic as ocean blue or opal 🤪🥂#kermit's mailbag the tweener overhead lob edition#originanon
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#it is the ultimate pun 🤪#do you think it would've caused the same stir if she wore kermit's new order shirt instead? 😏#haha i think that reference is so niche defo borderline conspiracist#but don't you think that's the genius of it? ... because they did get away with it🍀#did it really solve mystery of who the person is in let the light in? 🤷🏻♀️#here there and everywhere 😌🥂#kermit isn't a fan of sequels#why would the haircut mean anything?#ig that isn't surprising to that lot because everything has to always mean something 🤦🏻♀️#yes malbec is exactly that 😊🍷#hello 👋🏻 we'll catch one of the night matches before we head back#kermit wants anyone else but djokovic#she's still hoping rafa ties it next year#who are you rooting for? 🎾#kermit's mailbag the summer they turned petty edition#originanon
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practice makes permanent
#isn't that what most people do often though? fill in the blanks i mean#it seems cruel to ruin their fantasies#maybe that's why duolingo was there? WHAT 🤣#✈️ because tears™️ 😒🍀#that sounds familiar are you sure it's not the plot of yellowface?#thanks for sharing the post#meta or not irony is a poor substitute for wit#kermit loved the cenotes and the ruins next time we'll bring malbec haha 🥂#didn't we say there would be a bootleg-ish live album imagine that 😅#why do people keep asking for a rock album that's what i want to know#idk fighting history sounds exhausting and futile#singing the 1 isn't self-flagellation c'mon that's harsh🍷#hello again 👋🏻#knowing about the subject isn't enough#living through it is apparently also no longer enough so yeah wild™️#objective truth is lurching towards oblivion#kermit said that sounded like a line from the prophet and the idiot#that's high praise 😊🍭#dance fever forever! she and flo are the best i'm excited for gatsby 🐉#kermit's mailbag the faces pressed against the window pane edition#originanon
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the way we were
#what's not to like 🤪#same energy as another bw photo? which one? 😉#haha no but isn't that how karma works? 🍀#i don't have to imagine it#i like seeing the world through her green eyes#haha yes pink skies was a giveaway the moment it was included it in the rep playlist🥂#three out of three do i get a prize? 🤪#haha not really i mean difficult is a walk in the park for them 🍷#kermit's mailbag the babs tribute edition#originanon
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muscle memory
#no! she's pissed off 😅#whose engagement? look at you gossip girl haha 🍀#between the banana vape and the what?? 🤣#why would it be awkward?#it was just friends and family 😌🥂#no i am easy to find dropped the same year as lover and nfr#kermit was obsessing about that and sleep well beast then the pandemic happened#and well you know the rest#it's unfortunate but i think that's really between her and kermit 🍷#kermit's mailbag the you miss all the shots you didn't take edition#originanon
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all good things come in 3's
#always the bridesmaid never the bride 😏#it was magical#i think she surprised even herself#everyone was so proud#yes you can see her becoming more confident each show#it's nice to see after all the unnecessary shit 🍀#if i tell you kermit woke up so early to watch it would you believe me?#you better because she did 🥱#it's a 23 hour flight i've checked because that's how serious she is about it haha🥂#commonality helps#does reading the gods of jade and shadow count as preparation? 🤣#idk i mean sometimes you get lucky and lightning strikes the same place twice🍷#originanon
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history lessons
#a little gatekeep-y? are you suuuuure it's just a little? 🤪#it's funny how sharp that pen gets at the slightest provocation haha#not really she's doing her job whilst ™️ kermit and i are on holiday sooo 🤷🏻♀️#the advance team haha that's not actually the first time someone vagued about that#we learned how to cook barbacoa and saw the two fridas not a bad day at all 🍀#you're not the only one who noticed that#i asked kermit about that and she said because they weren't ready to move on#maybe b4 will be different 😉🍷#young enough to get away with it old enough to know better haha#idk if she'll go maximalist imo that album is great when you feel the need to disassociate 🥂#kermit's mailbag the la casa de papel edition#originanon
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beautiful... hair
#there's flower in her bra do you think those mean something? 🤪😉#humid™️ is not the word that comes to mind#kermit's back is fine#she said to tell you that was neither a metaphor nor an euphemism and to get your mind out of the gutter 🤣#no the guys were here last year just before thanksgiving#it's wild thinking about all that's happened the last 4 years#describing it as like winning the lottery is not an exaggeration🥂#🎶take the words for what they are🎶#idk how much clearer kermit had to be about it#they outgrew each other it happens🍷#kermit's mailbag the taco chronicles edition#originanon
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throwaway lyrics
#is that what everyone™️ took away from that? hasn't it always been about the birds? 😉#my oh my now who's being shy haha#ofc she slipped that oh btw the uk pm was a +1 amuse-douche 🤪#misdirection thy name is ... 😏 🍀#kermit strained her back playing golf so recuperating™️ isn't as far fetched as you think haha#eng is in the wwc semis so all's good#define weird™️ 🤣🥂#look at you the bravest soldier have they given your medal yet? 😌#no worse than accidentally rubbing your eyes after cutting jalapeño haha#is the e true hollywood story still a thing?#juicy 😌🍷#originanon
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#now do you believe? 😈#haha where's the fun in that?#hand on heart it wasn't easy but it was worth it 🥂#originanon
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#i got it thank you#it calls for a celebration that's what I think 😈#all in cali tonight we'll think about tomorrow tomorrow haha#idk about earthquakes but you never know it might just be what you're looking for 🥂#the past isn't a reliable indicator of the present much less the future so 🤷🏻♀️#do you miss the rollercoaster 🤝do you miss the rogue who coax you#kermit is annoyingly clever like that#people swear they misheard it and that's just how it™️ works#haha true they always have something up their sleeves 🍷#hello 👋🏻 enjoy it while it lasts#not mfa but i'll take that as a compliment haha 🍭#originanon
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#she's the one who posted it so you tell me haha#summoned is more appropriate actually#i mean if aliens are real so who knows what else could be 🤷🏻♀️#it is a sport i googled it and the internet never lies 🤪🍀#more like the summer of discontent#haha idk she can extend it for another year out of spite#i doubt it rational creatures and all that 🥂#hello again 👋🏻 kermit chose not to get involved that's the difference#wild is in the eye of the beholder#cosplaying han solo during the pandemic was her coping mechanism🤪🍷#originanon
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#yes people pleasing at its finest#it works everytime too#one of many reasons their rs suffered#no we ✈️ because business™️#it worked out better imo we saw kendrick and had a mini reunion with the guys#haha not tonight kermit is playing padel with the cousins™️#the stuff of millennial nightmares so true#🎶blue jeans white shirt 🎶🥂#originanon
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#so does last night qualify as edging? 🤪#and we get to do it all over again today haha#they don't like rep anyway so why does it matter?#that's like buying a beach house in idaho or whatever frank said 😏#haha idk is it silver linings o'clock there? 😅🥂#originanon
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branching out
#lbr with all the clout chasers tonight kermit will be fine#moving through the a+ crowd isn't going to be a problem 😉#i saw that and nothing but kind words for a good pal#haha not a chance 🤫#it's the biggest and loudest birthday party but they think it's just a concert? SCREAMING🥂#let me get this correctly... because she announched additional tour dates and she's officially touring for two years you believe me? 🤣#ok i'll dub thee lurker the eighth haha#you mean kermit's notoriously short attention span aka wandering eye?#haha we are talking about someone who wrote you steal the air out of my lungs you make me feel it#dramatic is a given 🤣🍷#originanon
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