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Best time of the year for me to post these

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When I first started losing weight it was because I wanted a flat stomach, now I’m like “shit, my fingers are getting so fat”

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i don’t think people understand how much self hate someone has to feel to deny a basic human need as eating

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*youth pastor voice* y’all so busy serving looks and serving tea that you forgot you should be serving god

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I’m not sorry for liking Insatiable.

It’s a great funny dark comedy.

For me it has been very relatable with how the character views her body, and with when two character figure out their sexuality.

(I’m also In love with Bob.)

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Who’s already ready for a season 2 of Insatiable? I know I am and the season came out like a week ago

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I just came out here to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now

when everyone said u were rly smart and responsible as a kid but u havent rly made any improvements as a human being since

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so i’m on episode 2 of insatiable and i fucking love how tongue in cheek it is… it’s so controversial, bizarre, and over the top that it’s good. the satire and the dark fucked up humor works well… the writing doesn’t take itself too seriously i’m actually loling… i love it and seeing debby ryan in something again is so nice, and all the characters are *insatiable in their own ways lmao… i cant get enough either! it is definitely not for the easily offended but it doesnt take itself seriously so the viewers really just need to take everything with a grain of salt. it should definitely be given a shot despite what all the fucking crazy ass haters say bc what they are mad about in the trailers isnt exactly what’s going on at all lmao… also christopher gorham is 2 for 2 episodes being all shirtless and dilfy my god fuck me daddy! that bare muscular chest and those arms like damn papa he is fine, he is shirtless any chance he gets and i do not mind that body is yummy!! his hair looks sexy pushed back instead of all up in his face. the lesbian bff is funny but also high key kinda creepy i kinda cringe lmao…alyssa milano and dallas roberts are also hilarious in it too i’m so into this, i knew i would be… and sorry but if youre going to come on here telling me it’s toxic and bad and blah blah blah idc so don’t waste my time or yours xo

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#badhistoryjokes #badsciencejokes — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2L2nhl8

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Why is this so true?

Source: @furrysoulflower :)

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Clickbait would’ve been so much more fun in the 1920’s with newsboys having to yell the ridiculous headlines

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This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr

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There is ZERO physical evidence that today is Tuesday. We’re all kinda relying on the fact that somebody has kept an accurate count since the first one ever.

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god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

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A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat

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It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.