thoughtsspeaklouderthanwords
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It's not that I'm excessively inquisitive; I just want to know everything
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Straight men who are way too into Bob Dylan will cheat on you and try to get high on your mood stabilizers, but straight men who are way too into David Bowie will ruin your $65 eyeshadow palette trying to take an edgy and entirely performative Instagram photo about how misogyny also somehow affects cis men, so honestly, you’re better off just spending your time building a pipe organ out of garbage or some shit if you’re really all that committed to having a huge, loud, tacky waste of space, time, and resources in your apartment.
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why do character in movies have such a hard time keeping AIs from turning evil oh my god
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i think it’s cute when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that mean the world to me
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my friend said that whenever she has a bad feeling about her body/appearance, she asks herself “who profits off of this emotion?” and i really love how simple and incisive that is
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An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.
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ICE CREAM SONGS (NEW MBMBAM ANIMATION)
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here are my favourite babycenter.com poll questions from the past week
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That unstoppable girl that you’re envisioning, you’re her. She’s you. Go be her!
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i see y’all are getting your shit absolutely rocked with the crazy/vivid/traumatic dreams as we experience this multi-planet retrograde situation as well
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the pressure to experience different things in high school is so dumb like that’s a super short period of your life lol you’ve got all the time in the world it literally doesn’t matter if you didn’t get laid in high school or if you’re 22 and haven’t had a girlfriend yet, you’ve probably got like 60+ years to do all that stuff THERES NO RUSH!!! Take your time!!! especially if you’re gay lmao most gays haven’t even figured themselves out when they’re 16, the idea that it’s weird to start dating for the first time after high school is straight propaganda
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My favorite tweet in all of existence
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me: and i cant even get a text back.
them: you didnt even send anyone anything
me: and i cant even get a text back.
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even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters
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