thousandsbuiltanocean
thousandsbuiltanocean
All Aboard The Magic Hell Bus
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thousandsbuiltanocean · 2 months ago
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I’m.
Losing.
Everything.
Hahahaahahaha
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thousandsbuiltanocean · 4 months ago
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You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:
Bitching and moaning
Hater-ology
Doing a goofy little bit about it
Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing
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thousandsbuiltanocean · 5 months ago
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Another day another bitch session???
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thousandsbuiltanocean · 7 months ago
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In other news…
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thousandsbuiltanocean · 7 months ago
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thousandsbuiltanocean · 7 months ago
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No because it doesn’t matter if I’m sick. It only matters when everyone else is.
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thousandsbuiltanocean · 7 months ago
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Ha.
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thousandsbuiltanocean · 8 months ago
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It’s the YAY for me.
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thousandsbuiltanocean · 8 months ago
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I fucking love my best friend
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thousandsbuiltanocean · 9 months ago
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deeply obsessed with this
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thousandsbuiltanocean · 9 months ago
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thousandsbuiltanocean · 10 months ago
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Oop. Here I come. Back to complain.
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thousandsbuiltanocean · 10 months ago
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i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
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thousandsbuiltanocean · 10 months ago
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we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything
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thousandsbuiltanocean · 10 months ago
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thousandsbuiltanocean · 10 months ago
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Sorry. I know people follow me because I tend to be funny but I need to put this somewhere.
What the fuck do you do when there’s a feud happening between your fiance and your really good friend. They are both in the wrong but are too stubborn to apologize??? I know this is out of my control. But it makes things so hard to be around. And realistically this isn’t the first time and they ALWAYS get over it but I’m just so tired of mediating.
Ugghhhhhhhh
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thousandsbuiltanocean · 10 months ago
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