thowingawaymyshot
thowingawaymyshot
sleep deprived dream smp brainrot
232 posts
she/they // i’m just tired and way too obsessed with this bitchass minecraft server. follow me or something. i promise i’m interesting
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
thowingawaymyshot · 3 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
This photo always cheers me up a bit. It’s a front-page article from 1955 about Christine Jorgensen, one of the first women to have sex-reassignment surgery.
Since the text is a bit small and I couldn’t find a larger copy, here’s what the small blurb says:
A World of a Difference
George W. Jorgensen, Jr., son of a Bronx carpenter, served in the Army for two years and was given honorable discharge in 1946. Now George is no more. After six operations, Jorgensen’s sex has been changed and today she is a striking woman, working as a photographer in Denmark. Parents were informed of the big change in a letter Christine (that’s her new name) sent to them recently.
This article is 58 years old, and it’s more respectful of Christine’s pronoun choices and name than some publications are today. It makes me happy to see a newspaper be respectful of a trans person’s choice of name and pronouns like that :3
383K notes · View notes
thowingawaymyshot · 3 years ago
Text
no i get it wilbur
gif version
Tumblr media
and og tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@chandeblair/video/7068432311649324293?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id7072175612514141702
775 notes · View notes
thowingawaymyshot · 3 years ago
Text
If you keep this website open in your browser it’ll fire spam messages to Russian propaganda news sites. The intent is to flood their servers and shut them down.
Remember that many Russians do not speak English and are not on the English internet! Many get their news from these propaganda rich news sites. If you have fast internet, please help the people of Ukraine and keep this webpage open for awhile.
72 notes · View notes
thowingawaymyshot · 3 years ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
I hope you learned something
47K notes · View notes
thowingawaymyshot · 3 years ago
Text
just remembered c!techno was the one who said "at least schlatt was fairly elected" on november 16th and thats why we have Those™ kinds of takes....... mf he was not fairly elected he was literally 3rd place also you werent even there....
847 notes · View notes
thowingawaymyshot · 4 years ago
Text
Tumblr media
THERE'S A CONNECTION HERE SOMEWHERE BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS: Visual Chart Edition
3K notes · View notes
thowingawaymyshot · 4 years ago
Text
this is insane but what I rly enjoy about tommy’s lore is that it preserves the old school dream smp sprit by having streamers just kind of walk up to him, like the server used to be back when there were more people just generally on. it’s very soft to me personally
499 notes · View notes
thowingawaymyshot · 4 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
CAMP HALF-BLOOD AU . APOLLO CRIME BROS. CAPTURE THE FLAG WITH QUACKITY AND WILBUR . i blacked out 
(Camp Half-Blood headcanons by @lovejoylovemail​: [x])
Tumblr media
6K notes · View notes
thowingawaymyshot · 4 years ago
Text
minecraft body language related things
- anything related to crouching. slowly going up to someone while crouching to be sneaky. spam crouching in “friend?? friend!!” crouching and looking down because you’re sad :(
- punching up in the air enthusiastically like “hey let’s go!!” punching the blocks underneath you rapidly as if moving your hands around in conversation. affectionately punching other players like you would pull someone’s ear.
- i dunno if this is just my group but full netherite players criting each other with axes and swords because it barely does any damage and it’s fun
- aggressive spinning to goof off
- almost-but-not eating something to make obnoxious noises
- that thing streamers/youtubers do when you can tell they’re staring at themselves in f5 to talk to an audience
- also, when you can TELL someone has paused to look at you in optifine zoom
- forcing yourself into swim/fly mode on land for maximum silly mode.
- waiting for someone to find where you are so you’re like. in a body of water going straight up and down with a riptide trident until they do. or just flying up and down with elytra
- getting in a boat on land and spinning in circles like “hey I’m bored let’s go”
- slowly swapping out tools either as a threat, or to dramatically reveal what item you have
- putting armor on as a threat, or taking it off as a “I’m relaxed” thing
- playing hot potato with a junk item neither player wants and chasing each other around with it
- i just think running around with a loaded crossbow out is really funny. you look like an oblivion npc
- loading up a trident throw but Not letting it go and holding it back as a threat
- rapidly flicking levers/opening chests/pressing buttons/etc to annoy the other person, especially while they’re talking
- closing a door in someone’s face
- playing a block in front of someone. they break it. you place it again. this continues for two more minutes
- jumping down at someone from a higher place like “HI I’M HERE NOW!”
- sitting in cauldrons. become soup.
- music disc dancing. moving around as much as possible for pigstep and slow crouching to cat
- being offended/sad etc and digging down a few blocks to sulk
- anything along the lines of a player taking time to make something for a joke. someone says “let’s talk” and the other busts out a crafting table and crafts a stair so they can pretend to sit
i love minecraft guys :)
21K notes · View notes
thowingawaymyshot · 4 years ago
Text
watching a pogtopia wilbur soot vod oh my god i fucking forgot that pogtopia was when he was drinking a monster every stream… like NO WONDER c!wilbur lost it 😭
2K notes · View notes
thowingawaymyshot · 4 years ago
Text
Dream SMP Quotes as if it were the 1800s (or maybe Shakspeare. I can't tell which anymore)
"Behold! I wear a garment of chalk! Why dost thou imagine me a keeper of answers?" - Fundy ("I'm wearing a crayon suit. What the f do you want from me?")
"I have just slain a woman. All is well." - TommyInnit ("Just killed a woman. Feeling good.")
"Master Tomathy, are we knaves? Are we the villains of this grand tale?" - Wilbur ("Tommy, are we the bad guys?")
"Thou wish'st to be remembered as a hero? Then perish as one!" - Technoblade ("You wanna be a hero, Tommy? Then die like one!")
"If I cannot be blamed of laughter, then upon my honor, I shall be blamed of tears." - Fundy ("If I can't make people laugh, then I'll make them cry.")
"Doomed! Doomed from the moment of inception!" - Eret ("It was never meant to be")
"If the path of blood be the only choice, then I walk it with bold stride." - Technoblade ("There's no other way. I choose blood.")
"Behold the pickax in my hand! It shall rearrange thy mouth!" - Technoblade ("I have a pickax and I'll put it through your teeth!")
*Quick aside: Techno is just SO quotable, it's incredible. It's what he gets for being an english major :)*
"Art thine eyes blinded? Dost thou not behold history circling back upon itself as before?" - Technoblade ("Don't you see what's happening? Don't you see history repeating itself?")
"When next the sun rises, it will rise on a world unfamiliar to its ancient eyes." - JSchlatt ("This place is gonna look a lot different tomorrow.")
"Give us liberty or give us death." - Wilbur ("We would rather die than give in to you and join your SMP.")
"Hades opens his arms to me and I am drawn into his warm embrace." - Ranboo ("There I go. Down to hell.")
And finally, my favorite one:
"For all their stark differences, the people of the world share a common tongue, though they realize it not. It is the language of the beasts in the wood, the language of fists and blades, of strength and domination. We speak this language, too." - Technoblade ("The only universal language is violence, and we've spoken that language.")
Comment or message me with quotes you'd like to see done, or repost and add your own :)
3K notes · View notes
thowingawaymyshot · 4 years ago
Text
POV I meet you for the first time on a server
Tumblr media
43K notes · View notes
thowingawaymyshot · 4 years ago
Text
one of connor's viewers put "astronaut in the ocean" over the "taunt" mv and i am literally sitting here in tears over how much it fits. why does it fit so well. anyway connor texted the video to wilbur what on earth is happening
5K notes · View notes
thowingawaymyshot · 4 years ago
Video
tumblr
A Well For Techno (MCC 16 Admin Stream)
These fucking dorks, istg
<3
Keep reading
2K notes · View notes
thowingawaymyshot · 4 years ago
Text
The phrases “Ace race take me on a date before you fuck me.” in mcc 14 and “Oh Ace Race you’ve taken me on a date. You can fuck me.” In mcc 16, implies that somewhere between the two events Ace Race did indeed take Wilbur on a date however they have not yet fucked. Further studies will reveal more information
4K notes · View notes
thowingawaymyshot · 4 years ago
Text
Tumblr media
this came to me in a vision
7K notes · View notes
thowingawaymyshot · 4 years ago
Text
wilbur explaining to ranboo how everything they're doing is gonna piss quackity off so badly and he's gonna get so under his skin
Tumblr media
quackity explaining to tubbo how everything they're doing is gonna piss wilbur off so badly and he's gonna get so under his skin
Tumblr media
12K notes · View notes