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theyre gonna keep doing the ao3 ship brackets and destiel is gonna keep making it to the finals but destiel will lose every time because we are cursed to relive the supernatural finale forever. and because the general population of tumblr hates us real bad

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no dude i’m fine i swear i’m having a good time. it’s just that some people are born with broken hearts and must live and die with them and all we can do is try to find the beauty and joy in the cracks between the causeless grief.

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ok i wanna make a hated foods poll as a very picky autistic

Tell me why you don't like the thing you picked (flavor, texture, something else?)

RB for more results

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you can change the sense anywhere from 0% to 150% whenever you want

*external sensation only means you cannot change internal body sensations such as stomachache

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i was gonna say "what was in the water on that set" but we all know

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With DA4 news beginning to come out, please tag criticism and negativity - I will start blocking and blacklisting as we get closer to summer.

I am looking forward this! I am optimistic! I don't want to log in to see a dozen naysayers, I come to Tumblr to be excited about things that I am looking forward to, and I would like to keep this a positive space.

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There is no Easter bunny. There is no tooth fairy. And there is no dragon age 4.

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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'The actors of Garth and Benny from Supernatural are getting married' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

i CANNOT believe this is real

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*some of his actions were ooc (without in)

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That post I made over new years had people at my THROAT for saying I only buy real leather. Sorry I really do think that wearing textured plastic that will fall apart in under 5 years and go on to irreparably poison the environment is the worse option here.

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my opinion on dreadwolf depends entirely on if they’ll let me bite the fuck out of that bald ass elf

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YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

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PLEASE REBLOG FOR MORE DATA!!!!!!!

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We must beat the Americans

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I love the whole concept that all the mortals by the late third age have this idea of elves as these serene, calm, wise and peaceful beings. Like at the council of Elrond and the like they all see the elves as inherently great givers of advice with the bigger picture at heart. Imagine if someone from then read a book on the first age. Like Faramir being exposed to Elrond’s records after he leaves for Valinor and thinking are these really the same species? Why are they setting everything on fire? Was the founder of Numenor really raised by these people? Did the calm lord Elrond really hold a knife to that guys throat? They are all completely feral and bloodthirsty and possess no basic judgement skills. Frodo getting to Valinor and being invited to a party at Finrod’s house. Expecting a deep cryptic discussion on lore and feeling out of place among all these dignified ethereal legends. And like ten minutes in people are playing drinking games with knives and fire. Frodo expects Lord Elrond to be shocked at his relatives behaviour but finds him in a knife throwing competition with the former high king. He seems to be winning. He also sees what seems to be two high kings making out in the stairwell. His last hope is Galadriel whose now in an intense bar fight with three of her cousins. Her husband is cheering her on from the corner.

The elves are not actually inherently wise. They just made all the mistakes and learnt from them after about the fifth attempt.