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The real reason magnets do that is because they are perverse sexual beasts

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my steed

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space battles shouldn't be star wars style dogfights. they should be like 16th century naval engagements on steroids -- huge starships circling each other in the void for days and weeks. the distances are so vast that you'll never even lay eyes on the enemy ship; they're just a blip on a radar, a variable in the firing solution calculations. battles aren't short bursts of incredible violence, they're weeks of slow-burning tension as soldiers get up and go about their duties, acutely aware that they could be blown to smithereens at any time if the negotiations happening lightyears away go awry. the minute the captain gets a go order, the missiles fly, and you will never even see the face of the person that kills you.

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your email finds me ripped apart by wolves

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www.tdick.gov

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Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

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gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else

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This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

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some Kabrus from episodes 16 and 17

(use as you like, no credit needed)

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me when I see a mutual on the dash after they change their user

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me and my mutuals hanging out on the dashboard like a bunch of creepy crawlies under a cool rock

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rabbits know and resent their place on the food chain

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears