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Imagine being a knight radiant on the battlefield and the lightweaver next to you just mutters "I'm into piss" and their lightweaving gets visibly better

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modern roshar social posts like "reminder that your mental health problems are valid even if you don't attract a spren <3"

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anyone remember what these things are called like little cartoony expressive doohickies i think they have a real name but i can’t remember

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It's Time Yall... Community Buid-A-Threat #3!

It's time for the 3rd annual Community Buid-A-Threat! I feel like making this a yearly thing now makes it a bit more fun lol.

Will we get Phenomenon a 3rd time in a row, or will Monster break it up? Let's find out!

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This is so accurate

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I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever

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the Sanderson fandom is so funny to me. Like, we are a massive and passionate fan base, but seem to fly completely under the radar.

How many times have we crashed servers when Brandon releases new books/merch/tickets/ect? Often enough that he warns his web hoasts, but they dont believe him.

He wanted to have more space for dragonsteel nexus, but the convention hall didnt believe that he could draw that many people. Tickets sold out in an hour (😭😭😭 if anybody knows any way to get tickets hmu! I can pay! I was just at work!)

Like, when I try to talk to people in real life I either get 'OMG I have read every book he has ever written!' or 'I have never herd of this man in my life.' There is no middle ground.

Its kind of perfect actually. Its a big enough fan base that we have a community, but its not overly commodified by being to main stream.

I just find it unendingly funny that no matter how many times Brandon warns his vendors, no body believes that he is actually as popular as he is. 😂

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me: *exhaling massive bong rip* "fuucckk im hungry lol"

my traditional liveried english butler who lives in my apartment and works for free (its a fetish for him): "does sir wish to have her baconator and nuggets now?"

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Elend Venture

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he stumbles into these fleeting instances of cuntiness with the clumsiness & naïveté of a newborn foal

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The other day someone I’ve spoken to maybe twice saw the wip of this over my shoulder and said “Shallan?” so ig I’ve got the vibes right

EDIT Kaladin's up

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Jump on the bandwagon and do this with Kaladin XD

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Elend: You've managed-- in our short three years together-- to kill not only my god, but my father, my brother, and my fiance. That's kind of like a homicidal hat trick. It's a strange foundation for a relationship, wouldn't you say?

Vin:

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Coming across world hoppers in the cosmere is so funny because they'll be like "People here are so weird about women's hands. You should be normal about it, like me." But then they're like "Where I'm from we eat metal and worship a serial killer."

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an adventure

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